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On a not so somber note, please have a great day, pain free, and

happy.

LAUGH .. THEN SEND IT TO A FRIEND (THE GIFT)

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's

birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful

consideration, he

decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but

not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he

went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister

purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the

clerk mixed up the items

and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties.

Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and

sent it to his sweetheart with the following note :

" I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of

wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for

your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but

she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a

delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair

she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they are hardly

soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I

wish I was there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt

other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance

to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them

before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp

from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the

coming year ! All my love. P.S. The latest style is to wear them

folded down with a little fur showing.