Guest guest Posted February 22, 2001 Report Share Posted February 22, 2001 > WHAT ARE MEN REALLY LIKE? > > > > > > Men are like.....Bank Accounts. > > > Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. > > > > > > Men are like.....Bike helmets. > > > Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY. > > > > > > Men are like.....Coffee. > > > The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. > > > > > > Men are like.....Computers. > > > Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. > > > > > > Men are like.....Government bonds. > > > They take so long to mature. > > > > > > Men are like.....High heels. > > > They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. > > > > > > Men are like.....Horoscopes. > > > They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. > > > > > > Men are like.....Lava lamps. > > > Fun to look at, but not all that bright. > > > > > > Men are like.....Mascara. > > > They usually run at the first sign of emotion. > > > > > > Men are like.....Placemats. > > > They only show up when there's food on the table. > > > > > > Men are like.....Weather. > > > Nothing can be done to change either one of them. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stingy Lawyer > > > > > > Trying to disprove the saying " You can't take it with you, " a stingy old > > > lawyer, diagnosed with a terminal illness, finally figured out how to > take > > > at least some of his fortune with him when he died. He instructed his > wife > > > to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases. He > > > then told her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them > > > directly above his bed. When he passed away, he planned to reach out and > > > grab the bags on his way to heaven. Several weeks after the funeral, his > > > wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two forgotten pillow cases > > > stuffed with cash. > > > > > > " Oh, that old fool! " she exclaimed. " I knew I should have put the money > in > > > the basement. " > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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