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Psychology Experiment

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks,

tentatively, " Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while? "

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, " NO! I won't sleep with you

tonight! " Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is

hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at

him and says, " I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student

in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations. "

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, " What do you mean $200?! "

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Hahahaha! Thanks Sue.

AFB

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> I looked again and here's some more to laugh about.

>

> Funny Jokes – The State Mental Hospital

> Posted on July 28, 2009 by resolutions

> Funny Jokes

> MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

>

> Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

>

> Please select from the following options menu:

>

> If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

>

> If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

>

> If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

>

> If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line

so we can trace your call.

>

> If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother

Ship.

>

> If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you

which number to press.

>

> If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing

will make you happy anyway.

>

> If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

>

> If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep

or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

>

> If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory

loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

>

> If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk

with you.

>

> If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down

and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

>

> If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

>

> This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by

remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

>

> (Well, my job is done …..Your turn!)

>

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