Guest guest Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Psychology Experiment A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, " Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while? " She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, " NO! I won't sleep with you tonight! " Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, " I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations. " To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, " What do you mean $200?! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Hilarious ....it .make my day:-)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Hahahaha! Thanks Sue. AFB > > > I looked again and here's some more to laugh about. > > Funny Jokes – The State Mental Hospital > Posted on July 28, 2009 by resolutions > Funny Jokes > MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU > > Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. > > Please select from the following options menu: > > If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. > > If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. > > If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. > > If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. > > If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. > > If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. > > If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. > > If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. > > If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. > > If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. > > If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. > > If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. > > If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. > > This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care. > > (Well, my job is done …..Your turn!) > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.