Guest guest Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 That's a good one! > 's comment about arthritis being caused by sex reminded me of this > joke: > > A drunk man flops down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie is > stained, his face is smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of > gin is sticking out of his coat pocket. He opens a newspaper and begins > reading. > After a few minutes the guy turns to the priest and asks, " Say, Father, what > causes arthritis? " The disgusted priest answers: " Loose living, wicked > women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man. " > > " I'll be damned! " the drunk mutters, returning to his paper. > > The priest, thinking about what he said, nudges the man and apologizes: " I'm > very sorry; I didn't mean to be so harsh. How bad is your arthritis? " > > " Oh, I don't have it, " replies the man; " It says here that the Pope does. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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