If I could have you all at my house for Christmas....

[Guest guest]

I would love to do a christmas for people who grew up with BPD nutbar mothers

and dipstick dads.

Of course I live in Aus, so youd have to bring your togs and thongs (bathers and

flip-flops). First of all you all get to come to one of the churches in the

hills that does the lovely midnight mass carol services on christmas eve - Im

not religious, but they are such a lovely, positive, wonderful way to get into

the spirit of things, everyone is in a good mood and you get to sing! Then all

come back to my place for port and chocolate and sitting around in pjs.

In the morning there would be heaps of prezzies under the tree for the lot of

you. HEAPS. Then its out to the backyard for some cricket and coffee while the

kids run amok and the BBQ gets going for breakfast. Lots of zinc cream, flies

and happy noise. Everyone gets to laze around in the pool, or terrorise

eachother with water balloons and water pistols.

Some poor schmuck among you gets volunteered to dress up as santa for a couple

of hours (last christmas it was the boyfriend, in a marilyn monroe wig, elvis

sunnies and beard).

After lunch, anyone not asleep under the aircon can all troop to the beach, with

an esky of beer, wine and nibbles, where you will all learn the art of

bodysurfing while keeping a beer/softdrink out of the water. Its not as hard as

it sounds, unless you try to drown yourself by laughing at the same time. Id

even bring a blow-up pool shark, to give you the full experience.

Kids are so knackered they fall asleep pretty early, so you get to sit around in

the evening and chat, compare sunburn, drink, be merry and relax.

Sound good?