OT - PETER MARSHALL'S LIST OF FAVORITE ANSWERS FROM HOLLYWOOD SQUARES

[Guest guest]

This is why Rock

and Roseanne etc will never replace the classic comedians like Lynde and

Charley Weaver. Enjoy!

PETER MARSHALL'S LIST OF

FAVORITE ANSWERS FROM " HOLLYWOOD

SQUARES "

According to Movie Life

magazine, Ann-Margaret would like to

start having babies

soon, but her husband wants her to wait

a while.

Why?

PAUL LYNDE: He's

out of town.

Dennis Weaver, Debbie

Reynolds, and Winters star in

the movie " What's

The Matter With Helen? " Who plays Helen?

CHARLEY WEAVER:

Dennis Weaver--that's why they asked the

question.

did it

over twenty years ago when he was

forty-one years old. Now

he says it was " one of the best things

I ever did. What was

it?

MARTY ALLEN:

Rhonda Fleming.

Jackie Gleason recently

revealed that he firmly believes in

them and has actually

seen them on at least two occasions. What

are they?

CHARLEY WEAVER:

His feet.

Before a cow will give

you any milk, she has to have

something very

important. What?

PAUL LYNDE: An

engagement ring.

According to

Mitchum, one thing has ruined more actors

than drinking.

What?

CHARLEY WEAVER:

Not drinking.

When the Lone Ranger

finished with a case, he left something

behind.

What?

PAUL LYNDE: A

masked baby.

You're on your first

visit to Japan, and you head right for

the Kabuki.

Why?

PAUL LYNDE: It was

a long plane ride.

If you're going to make

a parachute jump, you should be at

least how

high?

CHARLEY WEAVER:

Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Do female frogs

croak?

PAUL LYNDE: If you

hold their little heads under water.

True or false:

Many people sleep better in their street

clothes than they do in

their pajamas.

PAUL LYNDE:

Yes. We call them winos.

According to

psychologists, when a child begins to get

curious about sex, what

is the one question he will most ask his

mommy and

daddy?

PAUL LYNDE: Where

can I get some?

Why do the Hell's Angels

wear leather?

PAUL LYNDE:

Because chiffon wrinkles so easily.

Have a great weekend,

Lynette & Molly

(the fruit stealing Boston Terrier)

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[Guest guest]

Thanks for the laughs, Lynette. I love those old game shows!

>

>

> This is why Rock and Roseanne etc will never replace the classic

> comedians like Lynde and Charley Weaver. Enjoy!

>

>

>

> PETER MARSHALL'S LIST OF FAVORITE ANSWERS FROM

" HOLLYWOOD

>

> SQUARES "

>

>

>

> According to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margaret would like to

>

> start having babies soon, but her husband wants her to wait

>

> a while. Why?

>

> PAUL LYNDE: He's out of town.

>

>

>

> Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Winters star in

>

> the movie " What's The Matter With Helen? " Who plays Helen?

>

> CHARLEY WEAVER: Dennis Weaver--that's why they asked the

>

> question.

>

>

>

> did it over twenty years ago when he was

>

> forty-one years old. Now he says it was " one of the best things

>

> I ever did. What was it?

>

> MARTY ALLEN: Rhonda Fleming.

>

>

>

> Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in

>

> them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What

>

> are they?

>

> CHARLEY WEAVER: His feet.

>

>

>

> Before a cow will give you any milk, she has to have

>

> something very important. What?

>

> PAUL LYNDE: An engagement ring.

>

>

>

> According to Mitchum, one thing has ruined more actors

>

> than drinking. What?

>

> CHARLEY WEAVER: Not drinking.

>

>

>

> When the Lone Ranger finished with a case, he left something

>

> behind. What?

>

> PAUL LYNDE: A masked baby.

>

>

>

> You're on your first visit to Japan, and you head right for

>

> the Kabuki. Why?

>

> PAUL LYNDE: It was a long plane ride.

>

>

>

> If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at

>

> least how high?

>

> CHARLEY WEAVER: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

>

>

>

> Do female frogs croak?

>

> PAUL LYNDE: If you hold their little heads under water.

>

>

>

> True or false: Many people sleep better in their street

>

> clothes than they do in their pajamas.

>

> PAUL LYNDE: Yes. We call them winos.

>

>

>

> According to psychologists, when a child begins to get

>

> curious about sex, what is the one question he will most ask his

>

> mommy and daddy?

>

> PAUL LYNDE: Where can I get some?

>

>

>

> Why do the Hell's Angels wear leather?

>

> PAUL LYNDE: Because chiffon wrinkles so easily.

>

>

>

> Have a great weekend,

>

>

>

> Lynette & Molly (the fruit stealing Boston Terrier)

>

> land

>

> Zone 7 http://community.webshots.com/user/lmthib