Re: RANDY RANDY RANDYAssorted Spam and the such

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RANDY RANDY RANDY.. SHAME ON YOU... LOL

THIS WAS FUNNY!

But I should mention.. that I have only 2 tattoos on my entire body..

And it's a WW...ONE on each butt cheek

OK you can picture that can't you?

Sooooooooo when I bend over it says WOW!!

AND when I do cartwheels it says WOW MOM WOW MOM... :~)

Hey how the heck are you?

Haven't heard from you for a while..

Love ya

~Karma

>

> I was talking with a dear friend the other day on the topic of

tattoos. I remembered a really bad joke I will share ;

>

> A lady went to a tattoo parlor and said that her husband's

birthday was tomorrow and she wished to get him a special tattoo. She

said he always admired her backside and so she wanted the words

" beautiful buttocks " tattoed there. The man explained that the

procedure would be costly and painful, and suggested that she only get

the initials B.B. in that it would save her money, time and pain. She

agreed to this. The next morning she came walking down the stairs and

said " Honey, I got you a most special gift this year " then bent over

and pulled down her pants. The husband replied; 'That's fine dear, but

who in the hell is BoB.

>

> Ok.. bad joke, which leade to another topic- offending others. I

am pretty sure that some may have been offended by that joke. In fact,

some get ofended with even the most harmless sincere posts. Perhaps it

is a poor choice of wording, or the interpretation, but there is

nothing what so ever to be offended by here. At best/worst, it is

simply a miscommunication (my jokes being the exception lol).

> Before we take things we read or see so personally, we must

reflect and make absolutely sure that we are comprehending exactly

what was intended. I myself goofed once here with a bad choice of

wording, perhaps more. So, I can say sincerely that absolutely no one

here would intentionally post any negetive words. Live and let live.

All the same, yet all unique.

>

> On another topic; I just uploaded my poetry book in the files

here. It is called Perhaps Next Time Around. It is 125 of my assorted

works and there are many still at home in cobwebs yet to post. I

aspire that it is enjoyed. Some are very happy, others sad, but these

are reminders that in life, we all have our share of good and bad days.

>

> On the Prayer Requests here; I have limited time to write but

trust in that I do read as many as possible and take them very

seriously. I am silent but there. (smiles).

>

>

>

>

Compassion To All,

> Randy

>

>

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> Never miss a thing. Make your homepage.

>

[Guest guest]

hahahaha... lol... thanks for the laugh :-)

> >

> > I was talking with a dear friend the other day on the topic of

> tattoos. I remembered a really bad joke I will share ;

> >

> > A lady went to a tattoo parlor and said that her husband's

> birthday was tomorrow and she wished to get him a special tattoo.

She

> said he always admired her backside and so she wanted the words

> " beautiful buttocks " tattoed there. The man explained that the

> procedure would be costly and painful, and suggested that she only

get

> the initials B.B. in that it would save her money, time and pain.

She

> agreed to this. The next morning she came walking down the stairs

and

> said " Honey, I got you a most special gift this year " then bent over

> and pulled down her pants. The husband replied; 'That's fine dear,

but

> who in the hell is BoB.

> >

> > Ok.. bad joke, which leade to another topic- offending others. I

> am pretty sure that some may have been offended by that joke. In

fact,

> some get ofended with even the most harmless sincere posts. Perhaps

it

> is a poor choice of wording, or the interpretation, but there is

> nothing what so ever to be offended by here. At best/worst, it is

> simply a miscommunication (my jokes being the exception lol).

> > Before we take things we read or see so personally, we must

> reflect and make absolutely sure that we are comprehending exactly

> what was intended. I myself goofed once here with a bad choice of

> wording, perhaps more. So, I can say sincerely that absolutely no

one

> here would intentionally post any negetive words. Live and let live.

> All the same, yet all unique.

> >

> > On another topic; I just uploaded my poetry book in the files

> here. It is called Perhaps Next Time Around. It is 125 of my

assorted

> works and there are many still at home in cobwebs yet to post. I

> aspire that it is enjoyed. Some are very happy, others sad, but

these

> are reminders that in life, we all have our share of good and bad

days.

> >

> > On the Prayer Requests here; I have limited time to write but

> trust in that I do read as many as possible and take them very

> seriously. I am silent but there. (smiles).

> >

> >

> >

> >

> Compassion To All,

> >

Randy

> >

> >

> > ---------------------------------

> > Never miss a thing. Make your homepage.

> >

>

[Guest guest]

Dearest Sister Karma; The possibilities for that joke are "endless" as you have proven lol. I am glad it was enjoyed. Warmth and Light, Randy

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