Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 I'll bite. Love this topic: Nada should be bitch slapped when she refuses to share in my happiness over my accomplishments but expects constant adoration and praise from me. Nada should be bitch slapped when she praises golden bada's re-gifted christmas gift to her of bath salts, and diminishes my gift to her of a diamond and gold necklace (stylized/artistic pendant of the letters: 'MOM'). What the hell was I thinking??? Nada should be bitch slapped when she makes passive agressive comments about my weight such as: " I am not going to say ANYTHING about your weight " (I weigh 130 lbs and am 5'4, athletic runner) Nada should be bitch slapped when she goes waif. Nuff said. Nada should be bitch slapped when she tries to convince my friends that I neglect and alienate her. (The pot calls the kettle black) Nada should be bitch slapped when she denies her own hateful words and violent/abuse rage fits. Nada should be bitch slapped when she pretends to forget my boyfriend's name, repeatedly. Nada should be bitch slapped for wearing tartan constantly, decorating her house in all tartan, and assuming everybody else in the universe appreciates tartan and wants to receive ill fitting tartan clothes and tartan decorated items as gifts. Ever see " So I Married an Axe Murderer? " Yes I am not joking, the parent's house is an identical replica of nada's house. Ahhhhhhhhhh I feel better now. Doug, your turn........ > > Damned computer. Clicked too soon. > > So, my topic is Bitch Slap. Can we say it? Just admit it? > > We all think Nada s should be bitch slapped when they: > > > Oh I bet you are all going to have fun with this. > > Go for it > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 I'll bite. Love this topic: Nada should be bitch slapped when she refuses to share in my happiness over my accomplishments but expects constant adoration and praise from me. Nada should be bitch slapped when she praises golden bada's re-gifted christmas gift to her of bath salts, and diminishes my gift to her of a diamond and gold necklace (stylized/artistic pendant of the letters: 'MOM'). What the hell was I thinking??? Nada should be bitch slapped when she makes passive agressive comments about my weight such as: " I am not going to say ANYTHING about your weight " (I weigh 130 lbs and am 5'4, athletic runner) Nada should be bitch slapped when she goes waif. Nuff said. Nada should be bitch slapped when she tries to convince my friends that I neglect and alienate her. (The pot calls the kettle black) Nada should be bitch slapped when she denies her own hateful words and violent/abuse rage fits. Nada should be bitch slapped when she pretends to forget my boyfriend's name, repeatedly. Nada should be bitch slapped for wearing tartan constantly, decorating her house in all tartan, and assuming everybody else in the universe appreciates tartan and wants to receive ill fitting tartan clothes and tartan decorated items as gifts. Ever see " So I Married an Axe Murderer? " Yes I am not joking, the parent's house is an identical replica of nada's house. Ahhhhhhhhhh I feel better now. Doug, your turn........ > > Damned computer. Clicked too soon. > > So, my topic is Bitch Slap. Can we say it? Just admit it? > > We all think Nada s should be bitch slapped when they: > > > Oh I bet you are all going to have fun with this. > > Go for it > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 lol, yes. Bitch slap... sounds good to me. I don't swear much on my email groups, but I do swear in real life. Not to an extreme or anything. I guess I try to avoid it here to keep from offending people. But with my friends & fiance, I know them well enough (and they know me well enough) to know I'm not trying to be offensive. But sure... I wouldn't mind bitch slapping a few nadas hehe. \ Mia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 lol, yes. Bitch slap... sounds good to me. I don't swear much on my email groups, but I do swear in real life. Not to an extreme or anything. I guess I try to avoid it here to keep from offending people. But with my friends & fiance, I know them well enough (and they know me well enough) to know I'm not trying to be offensive. But sure... I wouldn't mind bitch slapping a few nadas hehe. \ Mia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 how about fadas? LOL I'd just love to bitchslap my fada sometimes, especially when he gaslights! /and I swear a lot in real life, but allow myself a few written swears once in a while XD Holly > > > lol, yes. Bitch slap... sounds good to me. I don't swear much on my email > groups, but I do swear in real life. Not to an extreme or anything. I > guess I try to avoid it here to keep from offending people. But with my > friends & fiance, I know them well enough (and they know me well enough) to > know I'm not trying to be offensive. > > But sure... I wouldn't mind bitch slapping a few nadas hehe. > \ > Mia > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 how about fadas? LOL I'd just love to bitchslap my fada sometimes, especially when he gaslights! /and I swear a lot in real life, but allow myself a few written swears once in a while XD Holly > > > lol, yes. Bitch slap... sounds good to me. I don't swear much on my email > groups, but I do swear in real life. Not to an extreme or anything. I > guess I try to avoid it here to keep from offending people. But with my > friends & fiance, I know them well enough (and they know me well enough) to > know I'm not trying to be offensive. > > But sure... I wouldn't mind bitch slapping a few nadas hehe. > \ > Mia > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Holly,I will join you in a fada bastard slap!!!!! Yeah,mine could have done with one as well,especially when he projected his own being a jerk onto me!!!! > > > > > > > lol, yes. Bitch slap... sounds good to me. I don't swear much on my email > > groups, but I do swear in real life. Not to an extreme or anything. I > > guess I try to avoid it here to keep from offending people. But with my > > friends & fiance, I know them well enough (and they know me well enough) to > > know I'm not trying to be offensive. > > > > But sure... I wouldn't mind bitch slapping a few nadas hehe. > > \ > > Mia > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Ha ha ha TARTAN?????? Does everyone's nada fixate on things like that? My nada had a new fixation every year or two. Things like believing if she manicured her nails into a square shape she would be a different person, wearing a gigantic minnie mouse bow on top of her spikey orange head, wearing overalls every single day for several years (except denimn jumper dresses to work). . . . she even went so far as to collect picaninni dolls, which I found to be extremly racist. Oh, and she made me a slave laborer to make yarn pom poms to decorate gifts for about 10 years - I never did tell her how ugly they looked. Ugh. I'd like to slap every and any middle aged woman who wears fashion overalls and huge bows to this day. . . Oh wait, I don't know if I've ever seen it on a grown woman except for nada. On Fri, Jan 21, 2011 at 5:22 AM, christine.depizan < christine.depizan@...> wrote: > > > Holly,I will join you in a fada bastard slap!!!!! Yeah,mine could have done > with one as well,especially when he projected his own being a jerk onto > me!!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lol, yes. Bitch slap... sounds good to me. I don't swear much on my > email > > > groups, but I do swear in real life. Not to an extreme or anything. I > > > guess I try to avoid it here to keep from offending people. But with my > > > friends & fiance, I know them well enough (and they know me well > enough) to > > > know I'm not trying to be offensive. > > > > > > But sure... I wouldn't mind bitch slapping a few nadas hehe. > > > \ > > > Mia > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Ha ha ha TARTAN?????? Does everyone's nada fixate on things like that? My nada had a new fixation every year or two. Things like believing if she manicured her nails into a square shape she would be a different person, wearing a gigantic minnie mouse bow on top of her spikey orange head, wearing overalls every single day for several years (except denimn jumper dresses to work). . . . she even went so far as to collect picaninni dolls, which I found to be extremly racist. Oh, and she made me a slave laborer to make yarn pom poms to decorate gifts for about 10 years - I never did tell her how ugly they looked. Ugh. I'd like to slap every and any middle aged woman who wears fashion overalls and huge bows to this day. . . Oh wait, I don't know if I've ever seen it on a grown woman except for nada. On Fri, Jan 21, 2011 at 5:22 AM, christine.depizan < christine.depizan@...> wrote: > > > Holly,I will join you in a fada bastard slap!!!!! Yeah,mine could have done > with one as well,especially when he projected his own being a jerk onto > me!!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lol, yes. Bitch slap... sounds good to me. I don't swear much on my > email > > > groups, but I do swear in real life. Not to an extreme or anything. I > > > guess I try to avoid it here to keep from offending people. But with my > > > friends & fiance, I know them well enough (and they know me well > enough) to > > > know I'm not trying to be offensive. > > > > > > But sure... I wouldn't mind bitch slapping a few nadas hehe. > > > \ > > > Mia > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Ha ha ha TARTAN?????? Does everyone's nada fixate on things like that? My nada had a new fixation every year or two. Things like believing if she manicured her nails into a square shape she would be a different person, wearing a gigantic minnie mouse bow on top of her spikey orange head, wearing overalls every single day for several years (except denimn jumper dresses to work). . . . she even went so far as to collect picaninni dolls, which I found to be extremly racist. Oh, and she made me a slave laborer to make yarn pom poms to decorate gifts for about 10 years - I never did tell her how ugly they looked. Ugh. I'd like to slap every and any middle aged woman who wears fashion overalls and huge bows to this day. . . Oh wait, I don't know if I've ever seen it on a grown woman except for nada. On Fri, Jan 21, 2011 at 5:22 AM, christine.depizan < christine.depizan@...> wrote: > > > Holly,I will join you in a fada bastard slap!!!!! Yeah,mine could have done > with one as well,especially when he projected his own being a jerk onto > me!!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > lol, yes. Bitch slap... sounds good to me. I don't swear much on my > email > > > groups, but I do swear in real life. Not to an extreme or anything. I > > > guess I try to avoid it here to keep from offending people. But with my > > > friends & fiance, I know them well enough (and they know me well > enough) to > > > know I'm not trying to be offensive. > > > > > > But sure... I wouldn't mind bitch slapping a few nadas hehe. > > > \ > > > Mia > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 A few more... I'd like to have bitchslapped nada for... -not letting me join sports or any other school activities until 9th grade. (high school started in 8th grade where I lived so yes, all my friends were in sports, going to dances, etc. Not me.) -not letting me go to college in the fall of '96 like all of my friends were. We graduated in spring of '95. -not letting me major in music like I wanted to. " You'll never find a job " , she said. " But I can move anywhere & work as a music teacher " ... " no, you're not doing it. Don't be stupid " . -not letting me major in biology (my 2nd choice) like I wanted to. I wanted to be an epidemiologist... she scoffed & said, " You're too stupid for that " -when I finally was allowed to go to college, I wasn't allowed to take out any loans, not even federal student loans. I had to pay for it out of pocket, in cash. -when I finally did go to college, even though I was paying in cash I still had to fill out the FAFSA... she refused for the longest time to fill in the part required for her to fill out. Why? because " my financial standing won't help you any " . Didn't matter that I was still considered a Dependant student & that it was the LAW for her to provide it. That had to be pointed out by one of the financial aid counselors at my first college before she would take it seriously. -for not believing me about having endometriosis and the horrible pain I had to deal with from the age of 13 onward. -for throwing a g-- damned fit when I was having surgery #2 which finally diagnosed the endo... " You're just doing this for attention! You're lying! " -for then becoming the waif after I was diagnosed with endo... " Oh,my poor baby " . Oh bite me, nada. I didn't buy it. Maybe the doctor who broke HIPAA by telling you when I specifically told him NOT to bought it, but I sure didn't. -for never once telling me she was proud of me. Not once. And I'd like to bitchslap her right now because I'm in tears. I hate you so much, nada. I mean it. Mia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 A few more... I'd like to have bitchslapped nada for... -not letting me join sports or any other school activities until 9th grade. (high school started in 8th grade where I lived so yes, all my friends were in sports, going to dances, etc. Not me.) -not letting me go to college in the fall of '96 like all of my friends were. We graduated in spring of '95. -not letting me major in music like I wanted to. " You'll never find a job " , she said. " But I can move anywhere & work as a music teacher " ... " no, you're not doing it. Don't be stupid " . -not letting me major in biology (my 2nd choice) like I wanted to. I wanted to be an epidemiologist... she scoffed & said, " You're too stupid for that " -when I finally was allowed to go to college, I wasn't allowed to take out any loans, not even federal student loans. I had to pay for it out of pocket, in cash. -when I finally did go to college, even though I was paying in cash I still had to fill out the FAFSA... she refused for the longest time to fill in the part required for her to fill out. Why? because " my financial standing won't help you any " . Didn't matter that I was still considered a Dependant student & that it was the LAW for her to provide it. That had to be pointed out by one of the financial aid counselors at my first college before she would take it seriously. -for not believing me about having endometriosis and the horrible pain I had to deal with from the age of 13 onward. -for throwing a g-- damned fit when I was having surgery #2 which finally diagnosed the endo... " You're just doing this for attention! You're lying! " -for then becoming the waif after I was diagnosed with endo... " Oh,my poor baby " . Oh bite me, nada. I didn't buy it. Maybe the doctor who broke HIPAA by telling you when I specifically told him NOT to bought it, but I sure didn't. -for never once telling me she was proud of me. Not once. And I'd like to bitchslap her right now because I'm in tears. I hate you so much, nada. I mean it. Mia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Mia, I am cheering you on like I'm watching my team win the Super Bowl right now. I'm in my office at work, but in my head, I'm giving you the loudest, most whole-hearted standing ovation possible. Right on! > > And I'd like to bitchslap her right now because I'm in tears. I hate you so > much, nada. I mean it. > > Mia > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Thanks . > > > Mia, > > I am cheering you on like I'm watching my team win the Super Bowl right > now. I'm in my office at work, but in my head, I'm giving you the loudest, > most whole-hearted standing ovation possible. > > Right on! > > > > > > > And I'd like to bitchslap her right now because I'm in tears. I hate you > so > > much, nada. I mean it. > > > > Mia > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Thanks . > > > Mia, > > I am cheering you on like I'm watching my team win the Super Bowl right > now. I'm in my office at work, but in my head, I'm giving you the loudest, > most whole-hearted standing ovation possible. > > Right on! > > > > > > > And I'd like to bitchslap her right now because I'm in tears. I hate you > so > > much, nada. I mean it. > > > > Mia > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Thanks . > > > Mia, > > I am cheering you on like I'm watching my team win the Super Bowl right > now. I'm in my office at work, but in my head, I'm giving you the loudest, > most whole-hearted standing ovation possible. > > Right on! > > > > > > > And I'd like to bitchslap her right now because I'm in tears. I hate you > so > > much, nada. I mean it. > > > > Mia > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 I'll slap the bitch! She's in queen mode and yesterday was my birthday--so she left me a 'happy birthday' message filled with complaining about how hard it is to get a hold of me. A call back is expected. But then she ties up her phone for hours or leaves the house but turns off the answering machine--so her 'subjects' have to work harder to prove their devotion! After 4 hours of periodic redials, I left her a big fat Facebook message 'thanking' her for her birthday greeting but that I am abandoning the effort of contacting her via phone (oh no, what will the rest of the family think?!?) Yeah, yeah, I know: I should have given up dialing her a lot sooner or not at all. I just wanted the chore off my back. > > Damned computer. Clicked too soon. > > So, my topic is Bitch Slap. Can we say it? Just admit it? > > We all think Nada s should be bitch slapped when they: > > > Oh I bet you are all going to have fun with this. > > Go for it > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 I think that must be a common behavior for nadas: to put their children in no-win situations. Such as, nada complains loudly and tearfully to anyone who will listen that her adult child does not phone her often enough, then makes it impossible for her adult child to phone her. Or like my nada, who would poke, and prod, and pick at me (and Sister) with relentless criticism until we'd defend ourselves, and then nada could cry " victim " because we were " attacking her. " Or like when nada would give us a nice present of some kind at Christmas, and then complain to anyone who would listen that we only wanted to talk with her or visit her when she gave us presents. (Never mind that Sister was going over to see nada and take her shopping and stuff three times a week. That didn't count, apparently.) Needless to say, neither Sister nor I accept any gifts of any kind from our nada any longer. They *like* mind-f**king us; they enjoy it. They really do. And Happy Birthday, by the way! Note: no strings attached. -Annie > > I'll slap the bitch! > > She's in queen mode and yesterday was my birthday--so she left me a 'happy birthday' message filled with complaining about how hard it is to get a hold of me. A call back is expected. But then she ties up her phone for hours or leaves the house but turns off the answering machine--so her 'subjects' have to work harder to prove their devotion! > > After 4 hours of periodic redials, I left her a big fat Facebook message 'thanking' her for her birthday greeting but that I am abandoning the effort of contacting her via phone (oh no, what will the rest of the family think?!?) > > Yeah, yeah, I know: I should have given up dialing her a lot sooner or not at all. I just wanted the chore off my back. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Best...thread...EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Mia - that's so weird, i wanted to major in music too. And then I did end up majoring in something very close to epidemiology. My nada attacked me so much when i played music. From age 3. But my dad wouldn't let me study music. I could have been really good if I'd had support. Artistic things come to me quite easily. I believe i turned my back on the arts because nada and bada owned them. So I went science and math, which I have less of an aptitude for, but it was " safe " from them. They were afraid of it. Wow, it feels good to share that. Now that I'm NC I can reimmerse myself in the arts and I love it. > > > Best...thread...EVER. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 I'm having a hard time coming up with a bitch slap. Because the thing I wanted to do to nada when she treated me badly was just turn my back on her, walk away and never ever look back. I did exactly that. Saying nothing to her for the rest of my life says exactly everything I wanted to say. And if I were to explain myself, or bitch slap her like she deserves it would just give her more ammo for her waif cannon when her friends come around and she whines and plays her fiddle. So here's my bitch slap to my nada: Footsteps. Silence. A truck engine turns over. It drives away. Never heard from again. On Fri, Jan 21, 2011 at 4:29 PM, Girlscout Cowboy < girlscout.cowboy@...> wrote: > Mia - that's so weird, i wanted to major in music too. And then I did end > up majoring in something very close to epidemiology. > > My nada attacked me so much when i played music. From age 3. But my dad > wouldn't let me study music. I could have been really good if I'd had > support. Artistic things come to me quite easily. > > I believe i turned my back on the arts because nada and bada owned them. So > I went science and math, which I have less of an aptitude for, but it was > " safe " from them. They were afraid of it. > > Wow, it feels good to share that. > Now that I'm NC I can reimmerse myself in the arts and I love it. > On Fri, Jan 21, 2011 at 1:49 PM, afldancer wrote: > >> >> >> Best...thread...EVER. >> >> >> > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 I'm having a hard time coming up with a bitch slap. Because the thing I wanted to do to nada when she treated me badly was just turn my back on her, walk away and never ever look back. I did exactly that. Saying nothing to her for the rest of my life says exactly everything I wanted to say. And if I were to explain myself, or bitch slap her like she deserves it would just give her more ammo for her waif cannon when her friends come around and she whines and plays her fiddle. So here's my bitch slap to my nada: Footsteps. Silence. A truck engine turns over. It drives away. Never heard from again. On Fri, Jan 21, 2011 at 4:29 PM, Girlscout Cowboy < girlscout.cowboy@...> wrote: > Mia - that's so weird, i wanted to major in music too. And then I did end > up majoring in something very close to epidemiology. > > My nada attacked me so much when i played music. From age 3. But my dad > wouldn't let me study music. I could have been really good if I'd had > support. Artistic things come to me quite easily. > > I believe i turned my back on the arts because nada and bada owned them. So > I went science and math, which I have less of an aptitude for, but it was > " safe " from them. They were afraid of it. > > Wow, it feels good to share that. > Now that I'm NC I can reimmerse myself in the arts and I love it. > On Fri, Jan 21, 2011 at 1:49 PM, afldancer wrote: > >> >> >> Best...thread...EVER. >> >> >> > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 I will never look at tartan the same again. Too funny. Hahaha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 I will never look at tartan the same again. Too funny. Hahaha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Awesome! I am busting a gut over this thread and I want to bitch slap and sucker punch your nadas/fadas along with my own as I read these. I am afraid to open this door because I know there's a flood waiting to send out a can of woop ass ... but what the hell. I would like to Tonya Harding style bitch slap my nada for crippling my skating career when I needed her to encourage me to spread my wings. *whack* patinage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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