Guest guest Posted June 15, 2003 Report Share Posted June 15, 2003 Got this from another list and I could not resist sending it. THE THREE LITTLE PIGS Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. " I would like a Sprite, " said the first little piggy. " I would like a Coke, " said the second little piggy. " I want water, lots and lots of water, " said the third little piggy. The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner. " I want a nice big steak, " said the first piggy. " I would like the salad plate, " said the second piggy. " I want water, lots and lots of water, " said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. " I want a banana split, " said the first piggy. " I want a root beer float, " said the second piggy. " I want water, lots and lots of water, " exclaimed the third little piggy. " Pardon me for asking, " said the waiter to the third little piggy, " but why have you only ordered water all evening? " You're gonna hate me for this.... Hold on to your seat ........ The third piggy says... " Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home! " nne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 15, 2003 Report Share Posted June 15, 2003 Thanks nne for sharing that, LOL. That was sooo cute. I can't stop chuckling about it, LOLOL!!!!! Sue H. > Got this from another list and I could not resist sending it. > > THE THREE LITTLE PIGS > > > Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. > The waiter comes and > takes their drink order. > > " I would like a Sprite, " said the first little > piggy. > " I would like a Coke, " said the second little > piggy. > " I want water, lots and lots of water, " said the > third little piggy. > > The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes > their orders for dinner. > > " I want a nice big steak, " said the first piggy. > " I would like the salad plate, " said the second > piggy. > " I want water, lots and lots of water, " said the > third little piggy. > > The meals were brought out and a while later the > waiter approached the > table and asked if the piggies would like any > dessert. > > " I want a banana split, " said the first piggy. > " I want a root beer float, " said the second > piggy. > " I want water, lots and lots of water, " exclaimed > the third little > piggy. > > " Pardon me for asking, " said the waiter to the > third little piggy, " but > why have you only ordered water all evening? " > > You're gonna hate me for this.... > > Hold on to your seat ........ > > The third piggy says... > > " Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the > way home! " > > nne > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 15, 2003 Report Share Posted June 15, 2003 Thanks nne for sharing that, LOL. That was sooo cute. I can't stop chuckling about it, LOLOL!!!!! Sue H. > Got this from another list and I could not resist sending it. > > THE THREE LITTLE PIGS > > > Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. > The waiter comes and > takes their drink order. > > " I would like a Sprite, " said the first little > piggy. > " I would like a Coke, " said the second little > piggy. > " I want water, lots and lots of water, " said the > third little piggy. > > The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes > their orders for dinner. > > " I want a nice big steak, " said the first piggy. > " I would like the salad plate, " said the second > piggy. > " I want water, lots and lots of water, " said the > third little piggy. > > The meals were brought out and a while later the > waiter approached the > table and asked if the piggies would like any > dessert. > > " I want a banana split, " said the first piggy. > " I want a root beer float, " said the second > piggy. > " I want water, lots and lots of water, " exclaimed > the third little > piggy. > > " Pardon me for asking, " said the waiter to the > third little piggy, " but > why have you only ordered water all evening? " > > You're gonna hate me for this.... > > Hold on to your seat ........ > > The third piggy says... > > " Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the > way home! " > > nne > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 15, 2003 Report Share Posted June 15, 2003 Thanks nne for sharing that, LOL. That was sooo cute. I can't stop chuckling about it, LOLOL!!!!! Sue H. > Got this from another list and I could not resist sending it. > > THE THREE LITTLE PIGS > > > Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. > The waiter comes and > takes their drink order. > > " I would like a Sprite, " said the first little > piggy. > " I would like a Coke, " said the second little > piggy. > " I want water, lots and lots of water, " said the > third little piggy. > > The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes > their orders for dinner. > > " I want a nice big steak, " said the first piggy. > " I would like the salad plate, " said the second > piggy. > " I want water, lots and lots of water, " said the > third little piggy. > > The meals were brought out and a while later the > waiter approached the > table and asked if the piggies would like any > dessert. > > " I want a banana split, " said the first piggy. > " I want a root beer float, " said the second > piggy. > " I want water, lots and lots of water, " exclaimed > the third little > piggy. > > " Pardon me for asking, " said the waiter to the > third little piggy, " but > why have you only ordered water all evening? " > > You're gonna hate me for this.... > > Hold on to your seat ........ > > The third piggy says... > > " Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the > way home! " > > nne > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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