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"I think laughter is very imperative. And that's the important part of my life, of making people laugh so they can forget their problems. A good laugh is better than anything."

~ Comedian Milton Berle (1908-2002)

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A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp. "This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home with him.

While polishing the lamp, a genie appeared and, as usual, granted him three wishes.

"I would like an ice-cold Coke right now."

He gets his Coke and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island with beautiful women, who find me irresistible."

Suddenly, he's on an island with gorgeous women. eyeing him lustfully.

He tells the genie his third and last wish. "I wish I'd never have to work again."

Instantly, he was back in his government office.

My favorite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'.

What exactly am I supposed to do with that information?

While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of a lingerie store caught my eye.

"Do you think Daddy would like this?" I asked the kids, as I pointed to the lacy pajamas with matching robe.

"No way," my horrified six-year-old son replied. "Daddy would never wear that!â€

Football Muscle Relaxers:

http://youtube. com/watch? v=Tzt3pLBeGZk

The Washington Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble photograph of distant galaxies colliding.

Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble Space Telescope, you can actually see the lawyers rushing to the scene.

My girlfriend works for a driving school. One of the great perks is you get to take the car out on the weekends. I'm telling you, that's one great party car.

You can be drunk out of your head, swerving all over the road. No one ever says anything. Even the cops say, "Get a load of the student driver!â€

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"I think laughter is very imperative. And that's the important part of my life, of making people laugh so they can forget their problems. A good laugh is better than anything."

~ Comedian Milton Berle (1908-2002)

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A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp. "This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home with him.

While polishing the lamp, a genie appeared and, as usual, granted him three wishes.

"I would like an ice-cold Coke right now."

He gets his Coke and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island with beautiful women, who find me irresistible."

Suddenly, he's on an island with gorgeous women. eyeing him lustfully.

He tells the genie his third and last wish. "I wish I'd never have to work again."

Instantly, he was back in his government office.

My favorite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'.

What exactly am I supposed to do with that information?

While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of a lingerie store caught my eye.

"Do you think Daddy would like this?" I asked the kids, as I pointed to the lacy pajamas with matching robe.

"No way," my horrified six-year-old son replied. "Daddy would never wear that!â€

Football Muscle Relaxers:

http://youtube. com/watch? v=Tzt3pLBeGZk

The Washington Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble photograph of distant galaxies colliding.

Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble Space Telescope, you can actually see the lawyers rushing to the scene.

My girlfriend works for a driving school. One of the great perks is you get to take the car out on the weekends. I'm telling you, that's one great party car.

You can be drunk out of your head, swerving all over the road. No one ever says anything. Even the cops say, "Get a load of the student driver!â€

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Tickled By Tony- Clean-Jokes

"I think laughter is very imperative. And that's the important part of my life, of making people laugh so they can forget their problems. A good laugh is better than anything."

~ Comedian Milton Berle (1908-2002)

***If your settings were ‘Individual Mail’ you would be seeing a picture here. Please consider changing your settings to Individual Mail.***

A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp. "This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home with him.

While polishing the lamp, a genie appeared and, as usual, granted him three wishes.

"I would like an ice-cold Coke right now."

He gets his Coke and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island with beautiful women, who find me irresistible."

Suddenly, he's on an island with gorgeous women. eyeing him lustfully.

He tells the genie his third and last wish. "I wish I'd never have to work again."

Instantly, he was back in his government office.

My favorite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'.

What exactly am I supposed to do with that information?

While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of a lingerie store caught my eye.

"Do you think Daddy would like this?" I asked the kids, as I pointed to the lacy pajamas with matching robe.

"No way," my horrified six-year-old son replied. "Daddy would never wear that!â€

Football Muscle Relaxers:

http://youtube. com/watch? v=Tzt3pLBeGZk

The Washington Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble photograph of distant galaxies colliding.

Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble Space Telescope, you can actually see the lawyers rushing to the scene.

My girlfriend works for a driving school. One of the great perks is you get to take the car out on the weekends. I'm telling you, that's one great party car.

You can be drunk out of your head, swerving all over the road. No one ever says anything. Even the cops say, "Get a load of the student driver!â€

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You're invited to join a Recipe Group that is moderated by my wife and me. Post your favorite recipes or just see what has already been submitted. Share your favorite recipes with others as they share theirs with you.

To join, visit the group with your Yahoo I.D by clicking here:http://groups. yahoo.com/ group/Lynnes_ Kitchen

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