Fw: [TickledByTony-Clean] Thursday's Smiles 1-21-10

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"I think laughter is very imperative. And that's the important part of my life, of making people laugh so they can forget their problems. A good laugh is better than anything."

~ Comedian Milton Berle (1908-2002)

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A six-year-old ran up and down the supermarket aisles shouting frantically, "n, n!"

Finally reunited with his mother, he was chided by her: "You shouldn't call me 'n'. I'm your mother. You should call me that."

"I know," said the child, "but the store is full of Mommies.â€

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

A man is playing the piano softly one night in a downtown bar. In walks an elephant that goes over to the pianist, and suddenly the elephant starts to cry.

"There... there..." says the pianist, "do you recognize the song?"

"No," says the elephant, "I recognize the white keys.â€

Ways To Wake Up Your Friend:

http://www.youtube. com/watch? v=Aum1CHpIlD0

The doctor knocked at the hospital door before entering Jill's room. Jill called out to come in..

The doctor then proceeded to tell Jill to remove all of her clothing after which he gave her a thorough examination, from top to bottom, front to back, leaving absolutely no part of her body untouched.

When he had finished, Jill looked the doctor straight in the eye and asked, "Doctor, can I ask you a question?"

"Of course," he replied.

Jill asks, "Why did you bother to knock?â€

After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the 'Personals Column' of the local newspaper. After reading through all the listings, I circled three that seemed possible in terms of age and interest, but I put off calling them.

Two days later, there was a message on my answering machine from my ex-wife. "I came over to your house to borrow some tools today and saw the ads you circled in the paper. Don't call the one in the second column. It's me.â€

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