FW: [TickledByTony-Clean] Wednesday's Smiles 1-6-10

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Subject: [TickledByTony-Clean] Wednesday's Smiles 1-6-10

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" I think laughter is very imperative. And that's the

important part of my life, of making people laugh so they can forget their

problems. A good laugh is better than anything. "

~ Comedian Milton Berle (1908-2002)

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The little sexy housewife

was built so well that the TV repairman couldn't concentrate on his work.

Whenever she came inside the room, he'd jerk his neck right out of joint to

look at her cleavage.

When he'd finished she

paid him and said, " I'm going to make a ... well ... unusual request. But

you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret. "

The repairman quickly

agreed and she went on. " Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, my

husband is a kind, decent man and he has a certain physical weakness, a certain

disability, and now, I'm a woman and you're a man... "

The repairman could hardly

speak when he said, " Yes, yes! "

" And I've been wanting

to do it ever since you came in the door... "

" Yes, yes! "

She continued, " Would

you help me move the refrigerator?”

You know you are getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes

and wonder what else you can do while you are down there.

My six-year-old grandson

called his mother from his friend Charlie's house and confessed he had broken a

lamp when he threw a football in their living room.

" But, Mom, " he

said, brightening, " you don't have to worry about buying another one.

Charlie's mom said it was irreplaceable.”

I Love Jesus But I Drink A Little:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZMw-iq1qA4

Ole and Lena lived on a

lake in Northern Minnesota . It was late fall and the lake had just frozen

over. Ole asked Lena if she would walk across the frozen lake to the general

store to pick him up some tobacco. She asked for some money, but he told her to

put it on their tab.

So she walked across, got

the tobacco and walked back. Then she asked Ole why he didn't send her with any

money.

He said, " I vasn't

goin' to give you any money ven I vasn't sure how tick de ice vas..”

When a guy's printing on

his printer began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly

man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned.

Because the store charged

$50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the

printer's manual and trying the job himself.

Pleasantly surprised by

his candor, he asked, " Does your boss know that you discourage business? "

" Actually, it's my

boss's idea, " the employee replied sheepishly. " We usually make more

money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first.”

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