Guest guest Posted July 13, 2001 Report Share Posted July 13, 2001 Dawn You are too much! I could picture you saving that frog even! Thanks for the laugh! And for the happy ending story. :-) See ya cuz! Matina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 13, 2001 Report Share Posted July 13, 2001 Dawn You are too much! I could picture you saving that frog even! Thanks for the laugh! And for the happy ending story. :-) See ya cuz! Matina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 Dawn have you seen my macaroni jar? hee hee Jo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 Dawn have you seen my macaroni jar? hee hee Jo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 Dawn have you seen my macaroni jar? hee hee Jo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 my husband wants to lock me up in a psyche ward to be analyzed! Dawn...your husband seems to be a very sensible man...stick with him! kim in plymouth :-) Dawn wrote: > Hi boys n girls! > > I hope everyone is enjoying this FINE weather so far! I know I am! I > haven't broke a sweat in 2 whole days! YIPPEEEEE!!! > > So, Blondie walks out into her yard, playing with the dog, what does she > see? A FROG! I LOVE FREAKIN' FROGS! So, I picked him up, rubbed his head, > he loved it! I then thought " Hmm, I'll betcha he'd like a home, with warm > clothing, water and food " , so I proceeded to find something to put him in. > I went into my front porch, seeking a box or something for the interim, what > happened you might asked? HE LEAPED! He went underneath the siding of the > house, and was stuck! I had to pry him out by using a stick thing that you > use to stir paint! I think I shocked him, because he was DEAD! OMG! DEAD! > He flung out on his back, his throat wasn't moving at all (the blub, blub > thing), so I was patting him, with nothing moving, just limp. > > I got a bright idea! I'd save him! I took my index finger, and started > pumping! One, one thousand, two, one thousand....etc...HE BLUBBED!!!!! He > was a bit " off " , not " Blubbing " too much, so I gave him more CPR, sat him > upright as he dazed into my eyes! I BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE!!!!! HE WAS > ALIVE!!!! > > I then placed him in a huge old macaroni type of jar thing the old people > use, dug up some grass and dirt in the yard, put some water in for him, > found a live ant to put in for nourishment (found out frogs don't like them) > , but the point was, he was alive! > > I kept him for a few hours, then asked my husband to accompany us outside so > I could release him back into the " wild " (aka: my backyard). I took him > out of the jar, patted his lil head, and he LEAPED! ZIPPITY DO DAH!!!! He > leaped, and leaped, and went under our shed as a happy lil guy! > > I gave him a name, as he deserved it going through hell and all, so his name > is ! He loves it! > > Moral to the story....my husband wants to lock me up in a psyche ward to be > analyzed! > > Blondie did it again! > > C ya! > > Dawn > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 my husband wants to lock me up in a psyche ward to be analyzed! Dawn...your husband seems to be a very sensible man...stick with him! kim in plymouth :-) Dawn wrote: > Hi boys n girls! > > I hope everyone is enjoying this FINE weather so far! I know I am! I > haven't broke a sweat in 2 whole days! YIPPEEEEE!!! > > So, Blondie walks out into her yard, playing with the dog, what does she > see? A FROG! I LOVE FREAKIN' FROGS! So, I picked him up, rubbed his head, > he loved it! I then thought " Hmm, I'll betcha he'd like a home, with warm > clothing, water and food " , so I proceeded to find something to put him in. > I went into my front porch, seeking a box or something for the interim, what > happened you might asked? HE LEAPED! He went underneath the siding of the > house, and was stuck! I had to pry him out by using a stick thing that you > use to stir paint! I think I shocked him, because he was DEAD! OMG! DEAD! > He flung out on his back, his throat wasn't moving at all (the blub, blub > thing), so I was patting him, with nothing moving, just limp. > > I got a bright idea! I'd save him! I took my index finger, and started > pumping! One, one thousand, two, one thousand....etc...HE BLUBBED!!!!! He > was a bit " off " , not " Blubbing " too much, so I gave him more CPR, sat him > upright as he dazed into my eyes! I BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE!!!!! HE WAS > ALIVE!!!! > > I then placed him in a huge old macaroni type of jar thing the old people > use, dug up some grass and dirt in the yard, put some water in for him, > found a live ant to put in for nourishment (found out frogs don't like them) > , but the point was, he was alive! > > I kept him for a few hours, then asked my husband to accompany us outside so > I could release him back into the " wild " (aka: my backyard). I took him > out of the jar, patted his lil head, and he LEAPED! ZIPPITY DO DAH!!!! He > leaped, and leaped, and went under our shed as a happy lil guy! > > I gave him a name, as he deserved it going through hell and all, so his name > is ! He loves it! > > Moral to the story....my husband wants to lock me up in a psyche ward to be > analyzed! > > Blondie did it again! > > C ya! > > Dawn > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 my husband wants to lock me up in a psyche ward to be analyzed! Dawn...your husband seems to be a very sensible man...stick with him! kim in plymouth :-) Dawn wrote: > Hi boys n girls! > > I hope everyone is enjoying this FINE weather so far! I know I am! I > haven't broke a sweat in 2 whole days! YIPPEEEEE!!! > > So, Blondie walks out into her yard, playing with the dog, what does she > see? A FROG! I LOVE FREAKIN' FROGS! So, I picked him up, rubbed his head, > he loved it! I then thought " Hmm, I'll betcha he'd like a home, with warm > clothing, water and food " , so I proceeded to find something to put him in. > I went into my front porch, seeking a box or something for the interim, what > happened you might asked? HE LEAPED! He went underneath the siding of the > house, and was stuck! I had to pry him out by using a stick thing that you > use to stir paint! I think I shocked him, because he was DEAD! OMG! DEAD! > He flung out on his back, his throat wasn't moving at all (the blub, blub > thing), so I was patting him, with nothing moving, just limp. > > I got a bright idea! I'd save him! I took my index finger, and started > pumping! One, one thousand, two, one thousand....etc...HE BLUBBED!!!!! He > was a bit " off " , not " Blubbing " too much, so I gave him more CPR, sat him > upright as he dazed into my eyes! I BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE!!!!! HE WAS > ALIVE!!!! > > I then placed him in a huge old macaroni type of jar thing the old people > use, dug up some grass and dirt in the yard, put some water in for him, > found a live ant to put in for nourishment (found out frogs don't like them) > , but the point was, he was alive! > > I kept him for a few hours, then asked my husband to accompany us outside so > I could release him back into the " wild " (aka: my backyard). I took him > out of the jar, patted his lil head, and he LEAPED! ZIPPITY DO DAH!!!! He > leaped, and leaped, and went under our shed as a happy lil guy! > > I gave him a name, as he deserved it going through hell and all, so his name > is ! He loves it! > > Moral to the story....my husband wants to lock me up in a psyche ward to be > analyzed! > > Blondie did it again! > > C ya! > > Dawn > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 DEAR DAWN I LOVE JEREMIRAH. IF HE GETS LONLY PLEASE TELL HIM HE CAN COME AND LIVE WITH ME. I LOVED THE WAY YOU SAVED HIS LIFE. YOU ARE QUITE A PERSON. YOU SHOULD WORK DOWN THE CAPE WITH JEFF SAVING FROGS. LOVE RAYNA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 Dawn- Want a job on our ambulance??? You left the part out about you doing mouth-to-froglip. How'd that go? Oh yeah...for the record...you ain't right! But that's why we love ya'. :-) I take it since you mentioned your husband, that you DID NOT kiss the frog and get a prince. Such is life. Jeff ~Any connection between my reality and yours is purely coincidental~ **OT*** I saved an animal! Hi boys n girls! I hope everyone is enjoying this FINE weather so far! I know I am! I haven't broke a sweat in 2 whole days! YIPPEEEEE!!! So, Blondie walks out into her yard, playing with the dog, what does she see? A FROG! I LOVE FREAKIN' FROGS! So, I picked him up, rubbed his head, he loved it! I then thought " Hmm, I'll betcha he'd like a home, with warm clothing, water and food " , so I proceeded to find something to put him in. I went into my front porch, seeking a box or something for the interim, what happened you might asked? HE LEAPED! He went underneath the siding of the house, and was stuck! I had to pry him out by using a stick thing that you use to stir paint! I think I shocked him, because he was DEAD! OMG! DEAD! He flung out on his back, his throat wasn't moving at all (the blub, blub thing), so I was patting him, with nothing moving, just limp. I got a bright idea! I'd save him! I took my index finger, and started pumping! One, one thousand, two, one thousand....etc...HE BLUBBED!!!!! He was a bit " off " , not " Blubbing " too much, so I gave him more CPR, sat him upright as he dazed into my eyes! I BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE!!!!! HE WAS ALIVE!!!! I then placed him in a huge old macaroni type of jar thing the old people use, dug up some grass and dirt in the yard, put some water in for him, found a live ant to put in for nourishment (found out frogs don't like them) , but the point was, he was alive! I kept him for a few hours, then asked my husband to accompany us outside so I could release him back into the " wild " (aka: my backyard). I took him out of the jar, patted his lil head, and he LEAPED! ZIPPITY DO DAH!!!! He leaped, and leaped, and went under our shed as a happy lil guy! I gave him a name, as he deserved it going through hell and all, so his name is ! He loves it! Moral to the story....my husband wants to lock me up in a psyche ward to be analyzed! Blondie did it again! C ya! Dawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 Dawn- Want a job on our ambulance??? You left the part out about you doing mouth-to-froglip. How'd that go? Oh yeah...for the record...you ain't right! But that's why we love ya'. :-) I take it since you mentioned your husband, that you DID NOT kiss the frog and get a prince. Such is life. Jeff ~Any connection between my reality and yours is purely coincidental~ **OT*** I saved an animal! Hi boys n girls! I hope everyone is enjoying this FINE weather so far! I know I am! I haven't broke a sweat in 2 whole days! YIPPEEEEE!!! So, Blondie walks out into her yard, playing with the dog, what does she see? A FROG! I LOVE FREAKIN' FROGS! So, I picked him up, rubbed his head, he loved it! I then thought " Hmm, I'll betcha he'd like a home, with warm clothing, water and food " , so I proceeded to find something to put him in. I went into my front porch, seeking a box or something for the interim, what happened you might asked? HE LEAPED! He went underneath the siding of the house, and was stuck! I had to pry him out by using a stick thing that you use to stir paint! I think I shocked him, because he was DEAD! OMG! DEAD! He flung out on his back, his throat wasn't moving at all (the blub, blub thing), so I was patting him, with nothing moving, just limp. I got a bright idea! I'd save him! I took my index finger, and started pumping! One, one thousand, two, one thousand....etc...HE BLUBBED!!!!! He was a bit " off " , not " Blubbing " too much, so I gave him more CPR, sat him upright as he dazed into my eyes! I BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE!!!!! HE WAS ALIVE!!!! I then placed him in a huge old macaroni type of jar thing the old people use, dug up some grass and dirt in the yard, put some water in for him, found a live ant to put in for nourishment (found out frogs don't like them) , but the point was, he was alive! I kept him for a few hours, then asked my husband to accompany us outside so I could release him back into the " wild " (aka: my backyard). I took him out of the jar, patted his lil head, and he LEAPED! ZIPPITY DO DAH!!!! He leaped, and leaped, and went under our shed as a happy lil guy! I gave him a name, as he deserved it going through hell and all, so his name is ! He loves it! Moral to the story....my husband wants to lock me up in a psyche ward to be analyzed! Blondie did it again! C ya! Dawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 14, 2001 Report Share Posted July 14, 2001 Sure Jeff! That's my dream!!! Ralph was worried I'd get warts! TOO FUNNY!!! I have my prince, and I don't even need to kiss him to find out! Dawn Re: **OT*** I saved an animal! Dawn- Want a job on our ambulance??? You left the part out about you doing mouth-to-froglip. How'd that go? Oh yeah...for the record...you ain't right! But that's why we love ya'. :-) I take it since you mentioned your husband, that you DID NOT kiss the frog and get a prince. Such is life. Jeff ~Any connection between my reality and yours is purely coincidental~ **OT*** I saved an animal! Hi boys n girls! I hope everyone is enjoying this FINE weather so far! I know I am! I haven't broke a sweat in 2 whole days! YIPPEEEEE!!! So, Blondie walks out into her yard, playing with the dog, what does she see? A FROG! I LOVE FREAKIN' FROGS! So, I picked him up, rubbed his head, he loved it! I then thought " Hmm, I'll betcha he'd like a home, with warm clothing, water and food " , so I proceeded to find something to put him in. I went into my front porch, seeking a box or something for the interim, what happened you might asked? HE LEAPED! He went underneath the siding of the house, and was stuck! I had to pry him out by using a stick thing that you use to stir paint! I think I shocked him, because he was DEAD! OMG! DEAD! He flung out on his back, his throat wasn't moving at all (the blub, blub thing), so I was patting him, with nothing moving, just limp. I got a bright idea! I'd save him! I took my index finger, and started pumping! One, one thousand, two, one thousand....etc...HE BLUBBED!!!!! He was a bit " off " , not " Blubbing " too much, so I gave him more CPR, sat him upright as he dazed into my eyes! I BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE!!!!! HE WAS ALIVE!!!! I then placed him in a huge old macaroni type of jar thing the old people use, dug up some grass and dirt in the yard, put some water in for him, found a live ant to put in for nourishment (found out frogs don't like them) , but the point was, he was alive! I kept him for a few hours, then asked my husband to accompany us outside so I could release him back into the " wild " (aka: my backyard). I took him out of the jar, patted his lil head, and he LEAPED! ZIPPITY DO DAH!!!! He leaped, and leaped, and went under our shed as a happy lil guy! I gave him a name, as he deserved it going through hell and all, so his name is ! He loves it! Moral to the story....my husband wants to lock me up in a psyche ward to be analyzed! Blondie did it again! C ya! Dawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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