RE: **OT*** I saved an animal!

[Guest guest]

Sure Jeff! That's my dream!!!

Ralph was worried I'd get warts! TOO FUNNY!!!

I have my prince, and I don't even need to kiss him to find out!

Dawn

Re: **OT*** I saved an animal!

Dawn-

Want a job on our ambulance??? You left the part out about you doing

mouth-to-froglip. How'd that go?

Oh yeah...for the record...you ain't right! But that's why we love ya'.

:-)

I take it since you mentioned your husband, that you DID NOT kiss the frog

and get a prince. Such is life.

Jeff

~Any connection between my reality and yours is purely coincidental~

**OT*** I saved an animal!

Hi boys n girls!

I hope everyone is enjoying this FINE weather so far! I know I am! I

haven't broke a sweat in 2 whole days! YIPPEEEEE!!!

So, Blondie walks out into her yard, playing with the dog, what does she

see? A FROG! I LOVE FREAKIN' FROGS! So, I picked him up, rubbed his

head,

he loved it! I then thought " Hmm, I'll betcha he'd like a home, with warm

clothing, water and food " , so I proceeded to find something to put him in.

I went into my front porch, seeking a box or something for the interim,

what

happened you might asked? HE LEAPED! He went underneath the siding of

the

house, and was stuck! I had to pry him out by using a stick thing that

you

use to stir paint! I think I shocked him, because he was DEAD! OMG!

DEAD!

He flung out on his back, his throat wasn't moving at all (the blub, blub

thing), so I was patting him, with nothing moving, just limp.

I got a bright idea! I'd save him! I took my index finger, and started

pumping! One, one thousand, two, one thousand....etc...HE BLUBBED!!!!!

He

was a bit " off " , not " Blubbing " too much, so I gave him more CPR, sat him

upright as he dazed into my eyes! I BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE!!!!! HE

WAS

ALIVE!!!!

I then placed him in a huge old macaroni type of jar thing the old people

use, dug up some grass and dirt in the yard, put some water in for him,

found a live ant to put in for nourishment (found out frogs don't like

them)

, but the point was, he was alive!

I kept him for a few hours, then asked my husband to accompany us outside

so

I could release him back into the " wild " (aka: my backyard). I took him

out of the jar, patted his lil head, and he LEAPED! ZIPPITY DO DAH!!!!

He

leaped, and leaped, and went under our shed as a happy lil guy!

I gave him a name, as he deserved it going through hell and all, so his

name

is ! He loves it!

Moral to the story....my husband wants to lock me up in a psyche ward to

be

analyzed!

Blondie did it again!

C ya!

Dawn