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OH, my goodness!!! I am sitting here almost peeing myself, lol....I

LOVE THIS!! I may be a bit young for the menopause, but women in my

family, yeah, it starts right at my age, lmao....I can sooooooo

relate....I love this !! You absolutely rule!! Hugs, my

friend!!

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> 1.Sag, you're It.

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> 2. Hide and go pee.

>

> 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

>

> 4. Kick the bucket

>

> 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

>

> 6. Musical recliners.

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> 7. Simon says something incoherent.

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> 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

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> SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE :

>

> 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

>

> 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

>

> 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

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> OLD IS WHEN:

>

> 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

>

> 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't

have

> to go along.

>

> 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.

>

> 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

>

> 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

>

>

> Thoughts for the weekend

>

> Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could

simply

> press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?

>

> If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have

started

> with something called labor!

>

> Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

>

> But Most Of All, Remember !

> A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive,

Comfortable,

> And Always Close To Your Heart!

>

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> Ponderisms

>

> I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most

people

> die of natural causes.

>

> Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are

removing a

> weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of

the

> ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

>

> The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a

> replacement.

>

> Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

>

> Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one

talks

> about seeing UFOs like they used to?

>

> In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now te world

is

> weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

>

> How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a

> whole box to start a campfire?

>

> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, " I think I'll

squeeze

> these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out? "

>

> Who was the first person to say, " See that chicken there? I'm gonna

eat

> the next thing that comes outta its butt. "

> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about

him?

>

> Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's

going

> to look up there anyway?

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> Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

>

> SMILE :~)

>

>

> Love~All~Ways

> *~Karma*

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hahahahaha, this is wonderful!! Thanks so much for the giggles and

smiles :-)

> >

> >

> > [Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket]

> > <http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY29t>

> >

> > 1.Sag, you're It.

> >

> > 2. Hide and go pee.

> >

> > 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

> >

> > 4. Kick the bucket

> >

> > 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

> >

> > 6. Musical recliners.

> >

> > 7. Simon says something incoherent.

> >

> > 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

> >

> > [Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket]

> > <http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY29t>

> >

> >

> > SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE :

> >

> > 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.

> >

> > 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.

> >

> > 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

> >

> > [Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket]

> > <http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY29t>

> >

> > OLD IS WHEN:

> >

> > 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

> >

> > 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you

don't

> have

> > to go along.

> >

> > 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.

> >

> > 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

> >

> > 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

> >

> >

> > Thoughts for the weekend

> >

> > Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could

> simply

> > press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?

> >

> > If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have

> started

> > with something called labor!

> >

> > Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

> >

> > But Most Of All, Remember !

> > A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive,

> Comfortable,

> > And Always Close To Your Heart!

> >

> >

> > [Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket]

> > <http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY29t>

> >

> > Ponderisms

> >

> > I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most

> people

> > die of natural causes.

> >

> > Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are

> removing a

> > weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out

of

> the

> > ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

> >

> > The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy

a

> > replacement.

> >

> > Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

> >

> > Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one

> talks

> > about seeing UFOs like they used to?

> >

> > In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now te

world

> is

> > weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

> >

> > How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it

takes a

> > whole box to start a campfire?

> >

> > Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, " I think I'll

> squeeze

> > these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out? "

> >

> > Who was the first person to say, " See that chicken there? I'm

gonna

> eat

> > the next thing that comes outta its butt. "

> > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about

> him?

> >

> > Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if

he's

> going

> > to look up there anyway?

> >

> > [Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket]

> > <http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY29t>

> >

> > Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

> >

> > SMILE :~)

> >

> >

> > Love~All~Ways

> > *~Karma*

> >

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I am glad ya'll (sorry I'm from Texas) hehehe...liked the post. I thought it was cute too. Merry Christmas everyone !!! May you have smiles, laughter, love and lots of good times !!! ~ Namaste ~ Cherylcyndi_archer <cyndi245891@...> wrote: hahahahaha, this is wonderful!! Thanks so much for the giggles and smiles :-)> >> > > > [Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket] > > <http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY29t>> > > > 1.Sag, you're It.> > > > 2. Hide and go pee.>

> > > 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.> > > > 4. Kick the bucket> > > > 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.> > > > 6. Musical recliners.> > > > 7. Simon says something incoherent.> > > > 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy> > > > [Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket] > > <http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY29t>> > > > > > SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE :> > > > 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.> > > > 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.> > > > 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.> > > > [Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket]

> > <http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY29t>> > > > OLD IS WHEN:> > > > 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.> > > > 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't > have> > to go along.> > > > 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.> > > > 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.> > > > 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!> > > > > > Thoughts for the weekend> > > > Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could > simply> > press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?> > > > If raising children was going to be easy, it never

would have > started> > with something called labor!> > > > Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.> > > > But Most Of All, Remember !> > A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, > Comfortable,> > And Always Close To Your Heart!> > > > > > [Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket] > > <http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY29t>> > > > Ponderisms> > > > I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most > people> > die of natural causes.> > > > Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are > removing a> > weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of

> the> > ground easily, it is a valuable plant.> > > > The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a> > replacement.> > > > Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.> > > > Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one > talks> > about seeing UFOs like they used to?> > > > In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now te world > is> > weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.> > > > How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a> > whole box to start a campfire?> > > > Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll > squeeze> > these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"> > > > Who was the first person to say,

"See that chicken there? I'm gonna > eat> > the next thing that comes outta its butt."> > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about > him?> > > > Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's > going> > to look up there anyway?> > > > [Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket] > > <http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY29t>> > > > Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?> > > > SMILE :~)> > > > > > Love~All~Ways> > *~Karma* > > > <http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcHJvZmlsZS5teXNwYWNlLmNvbS9pbmRle> C5\> > > jZm0/ZnVzZWFjdGlvbj11c2VyLnZpZXdwcm9maWxlJmZyaWVuZGlkPTYxNTEzNTQ3Jk15V> G9\> > rZW49MWIyMzg2YzQtMTFjMi00YWFlLWJiMTQtYmUzNzBjYTNiMTNj>> >> Cheryl

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