Fw: Love Making Tips For Seniors( had to pass this one debbi brant )

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hope no one gets upset. as for me i do not know if this was old or ms >>>do not get up set >>>debbi brant

Subject: Fw: Love Making Tips For SeniorsTo: "Rhonda Gazaway" , "nursestorm98" , larry.boston@..., "kathy king" , "james" Date: Saturday, January 16, 2010, 1:50 AM

Fwd: Love Making Tips For Seniors

From: mehok@...To: kbachma@..., BIGALHOGRIDER@..., jeanettecomtois@..., dltesta3@..., acorbett@..., etbt2@..., monalatte@..., jwentzell@..., JuaHein@..., ren6inger@..., wisel@..., dan040@..., palangston@..., Pmeredith@..., rcivetti@..., TChrist828@..., tcivetti@..., dennywoods@..., bgmehok@..., hprigby@...Sent: 1/12/2010 11:52:30 A.M. Pacific Standard TimeSubj: Love Making Tips For Seniors

Love Making Tips For Seniors 1. Wear your glasses. To make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, In case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember. 6.. Use extra polygrip

so your teeth don't end up under the bed. 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.. 8.. Make all the

noise you want... The neighbors are deaf too. 9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!! 10. Don't even think about trying it twice. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 'OLD' IS WHEN.... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are

cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police . 'OLD' IS WHEN.. 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today. 'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.. 'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. AND 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are not sure if these are facts or jokes? (I sent this in large type so you can read it) and remember, over the hill is better than under

the hill

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