Re: Fw: Why Men Are Never Depressed

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Rhonda,After a rough day at work, it was so nice to come home and read this! Its all so true! I nearly fell out in the floor laughing!!!Men have it so easy...Gotta love 'em.

www.myspace.com/rarebreezewww.myspace.com/asundayinjuneOn Jan 11, 2008 5:09 PM, Rhonda Rance <

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Subject: FW: Why Men Are Never Depressed

Subject: FW: Why Men Are Never Depressed

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have

to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: HUH?Men

Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple

creatures? Of course we're happier...the key is "Keep It Simple"Your last name stays put. But it's never used...usually it's "hey you, you * & %#% & #^The garage is all yours. And you got the bathroom...pick one.Wedding

plans take care of themselves. We didn't plan to meet, like each other, fool around, have "private time", or have to run credit checks, who needs planning?Chocolate is just another snack. Soooooo, quit snakin', and gimme that cakeYou can

be President.Now your getting "simple" confused with an actual president You can never be pregnant. Thank God...to hear ya tell it, who would be that nuts?You can wear a white T-shirt

to a water park. So can you, and get in freeYou can wear NO shirt to a water park. See above, plus lunch includedCar mechanics

tell you the truth. He's never told me anything about the driver of your car I didn't already knowThe world is your urinal.Of course it's "mine"...oh, ur-in-al, I feel so "relieved" You never have to drive

to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. Makes you want to have your own world to huh?You

don't have

to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. So that's what you were doing...thinking "which way"Same work, more

pay. And I'm still "paying"Wrinkles add character.And what a character you've become since I got them Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.And $4,900. richer

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. Well, I don't use my chest to talk withNew shoes

don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.I know, it's my hands from working to pay for your new shoes One mood all the time. FOCUS...FOCUS> > >> >> > ----- Forwarded Message ----> > From: RHONDA MORRIS colron5652@...> > "ALAN & HELEN OXLEY (oxleysonroad@...)" <> > oxleysonroad@...> > Sent: Friday, January 11, 2008 8:19:24 PM> > Subject: Fw: Why Men Are Never Depressed> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > **> >> >> >> >> > @:46:05 +1000> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > -----> > *Subject:* FW: Why Men Are Never Depressed> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > *Subject:* FW: Why Men Are Never Depressed> >> >> > ------------------------------> >> >> > ------------------------------> >> > WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:> >> >> > Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple> > creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans> > take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be> > President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a> > water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you> > the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas> > station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop> > and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.> > Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never> > stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut,> > blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.> >> > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about> > tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your> > own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If> > someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.> >> > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more> > than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable> > to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original> > color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to> > shave your face and neck.> >> > You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes --> > one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.> > You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice> > concerning growing a mustache.> >> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25> > minutes.> >> > No wonder men are happier.> >> > Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy> > reading it> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > ------------------------------> >> > I am using the free version of SPAMfighter for private users.> > It has removed 464 spam emails to date.> > Paying users do not have this message in their emails.> > Try SPAMfighter <http://www.spamfighter.com/len> for free now!> >> > ______________________________________________________________________> > This email has been scanned by the MessageLabs Email Security System.> > For more information please visit http://www.messagelabs.com/email> > ______________________________________________________________________> > ------------------------------> >> > Join Lavalife for free. 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