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If my body were a car, this is the time I would be

thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish

and my paint job is getting a little dull ...

But that's not the worst of it, my headlights are out of

focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide

and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours

to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it, Almost everyime I sneeze, cough or

sputter ...either my radiater leaks or my exhaust backfires.

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If my body were a car, this is the time I would be

thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish

and my paint job is getting a little dull ...

But that's not the worst of it, my headlights are out of

focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide

and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours

to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it, Almost everyime I sneeze, cough or

sputter ...either my radiater leaks or my exhaust backfires.

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