Italian Mother

[Guest guest]

Mrs.Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son for dinner

lives with a female roommate,

During the course of the meal, Momma can't help but notice how pretty

's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of the relationship

between the two, and this made her more curious. Over the course of the

evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was

more between and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his

Mom's thoughts, volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,

but I assure you, Mama, and I are just roommates."

About a week later,

comes to saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner,

I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure."

So he sends his Mom an email:"Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and

I'm not saying that you didn't take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing

ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,"Several days later, receives an email response from his Momma."Figlio mio, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with , and I'm not saying

that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping

in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now."

[Guest guest]

Mrs.Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son for dinner

lives with a female roommate,

During the course of the meal, Momma can't help but notice how pretty

's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of the relationship

between the two, and this made her more curious. Over the course of the

evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was

more between and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his

Mom's thoughts, volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,

but I assure you, Mama, and I are just roommates."

About a week later,

comes to saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner,

I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure."

So he sends his Mom an email:"Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and

I'm not saying that you didn't take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing

ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,"Several days later, receives an email response from his Momma."Figlio mio, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with , and I'm not saying

that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping

in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now."

[Guest guest]

Honey, it sounds like you are feeling a bit better today, back to your old tricks...making us laugh...love you so....Lea

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Italian Mother

Mrs.Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son for dinner

lives with a female roommate,

During the course of the meal, Momma can't help but notice how pretty

's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of the relationship

between the two, and this made her more curious. Over the course of the

evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was

more between and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his

Mom's thoughts, volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,

but I assure you, Mama, and I are just roommates."

About a week later,

comes to saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner,

I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure."

So he sends his Mom an email:"Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and

I'm not saying that you didn't take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing

ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,"Several days later, receives an email response from his Momma."Figlio mio, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with , and I'm not saying

that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping

in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now."

[Guest guest]

Honey, it sounds like you are feeling a bit better today, back to your old tricks...making us laugh...love you so....Lea

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``

Italian Mother

Mrs.Bacciagalupe comes to visit her son for dinner

lives with a female roommate,

During the course of the meal, Momma can't help but notice how pretty

's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of the relationship

between the two, and this made her more curious. Over the course of the

evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was

more between and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his

Mom's thoughts, volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,

but I assure you, Mama, and I are just roommates."

About a week later,

comes to saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner,

I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure."

So he sends his Mom an email:"Dear Momma, I'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and

I'm not saying that you didn't take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing

ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,"Several days later, receives an email response from his Momma."Figlio mio, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with , and I'm not saying

that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping

in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now."