Guest guest Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 ''THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!' Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said: 'NO!' And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the heck she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore silly lacylingerie that went up her crack, had high self esteem, never cried oryelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 ''THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!' Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said: 'NO!' And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the heck she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore silly lacylingerie that went up her crack, had high self esteem, never cried oryelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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