Guest guest Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 > > > >PRESIDENT IN 2008 > > >Here we are already discussing the future President of the United >States in the Year 2008. > >For those of you who would like a choice for >President, we have a solution: > >It is probably time we have a woman as President . > >One choice is a very special lady who has all the answers to our problems. > >PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment... > > > >[] > > >MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT! > > >[] > > >! Very eloquently put...........don't you think? > >Maxine on " Driver Safety " " I can't use the cell phone in the car. I >have to keep my hands free for making gestures. " ....... > >Maxine on " Housework " " I do my housework in the nude. It gives me >an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible. " > >Maxine on " Lawn Care " " The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good >mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. " > >Maxine on " The Perfect Man " " All I'm looking for is a guy who'll >do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go >away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed. " > >Maxine on " Technology Revolution " " My idea of rebooting is kicking >somebody in the butt twice. " > >Maxine on " Aging " " Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This >works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita. " > > > > >[] > > > > " I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate. " > > >[] > > > > " The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are >urinate and attend funerals . " > > " The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same >size bucket. " > > " To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely. " > " Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old >ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels? (Now that's scary!) " > > " Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry >in a Porsche than a Kia. " > > " After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you >may be dead. " > > >[] > If you don't forward this to ten of your friends within the next > five minutes, nothing will happen..but you'll rob them of some > much-needed laughter. > > > > >= > > >No virus found in this incoming message. >Checked by AVG Free Edition. >Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.2/1223 - Release Date: >1/13/2008 8:23 PM > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 > > > >PRESIDENT IN 2008 > > >Here we are already discussing the future President of the United >States in the Year 2008. > >For those of you who would like a choice for >President, we have a solution: > >It is probably time we have a woman as President . > >One choice is a very special lady who has all the answers to our problems. > >PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment... > > > >[] > > >MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT! > > >[] > > >! Very eloquently put...........don't you think? > >Maxine on " Driver Safety " " I can't use the cell phone in the car. I >have to keep my hands free for making gestures. " ....... > >Maxine on " Housework " " I do my housework in the nude. It gives me >an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible. " > >Maxine on " Lawn Care " " The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good >mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. " > >Maxine on " The Perfect Man " " All I'm looking for is a guy who'll >do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go >away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed. " > >Maxine on " Technology Revolution " " My idea of rebooting is kicking >somebody in the butt twice. " > >Maxine on " Aging " " Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This >works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita. " > > > > >[] > > > > " I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate. " > > >[] > > > > " The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are >urinate and attend funerals . " > > " The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same >size bucket. " > > " To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely. " > " Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old >ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels? (Now that's scary!) " > > " Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry >in a Porsche than a Kia. " > > " After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you >may be dead. " > > >[] > If you don't forward this to ten of your friends within the next > five minutes, nothing will happen..but you'll rob them of some > much-needed laughter. > > > > >= > > >No virus found in this incoming message. >Checked by AVG Free Edition. >Version: 7.5.516 / Virus Database: 269.19.2/1223 - Release Date: >1/13/2008 8:23 PM > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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