Fart Football ~ naturally at the end I switched the woman and man..hee hee..

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FART FOOTBALL>>For all of you football fans...Young AND old!!>>>An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man>passes gas and says, "Seven Points.">>>His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old>man replied, "It's fart football.">>>A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score.">>>After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,>"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.">>>Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown,>tie score.">>>Five seconds go by and he lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field>goal, I lead 17 to 14. Now the pressure is on the old woman.">>>She refuses to get beaten by a man, so she strains real hard. Since>defeat is totally unacceptable, she gives it everything she's got, and>accidentally shits in the bed.>>>The man says, "What the hell was that?">>>The old woman says, "Half time, switch sides."Start the year off right. Easy ways to stay in shape in the new year.

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FART FOOTBALL>>For all of you football fans...Young AND old!!>>>An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man>passes gas and says, "Seven Points.">>>His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old>man replied, "It's fart football.">>>A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score.">>>After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,>"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.">>>Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown,>tie score.">>>Five seconds go by and he lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field>goal, I lead 17 to 14. Now the pressure is on the old woman.">>>She refuses to get beaten by a man, so she strains real hard. Since>defeat is totally unacceptable, she gives it everything she's got, and>accidentally shits in the bed.>>>The man says, "What the hell was that?">>>The old woman says, "Half time, switch sides."Start the year off right. Easy ways to stay in shape in the new year.