Guest guest Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 > > >Subject: YOUNG WISDOM > >A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her >class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a >well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of >the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first >graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in >mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one >is a classic! > > > >1. > >Don't change horses > >until they stop running. > > >2. > >Strike while the > >bug is close. > > >3. > >It's always darkest before > >Daylight Saving Time. > > >4. > >Never underestimate the power of > >termites. > > >5. > >You can lead a horse to water but > >How? > > >6. > >Don't bite the hand that > >looks dirty. > > >7. > >No news is > >impossible > > >8. > >A miss is as good as a > >Mr. > > >9. > >You can't teach an old dog new > >Math > > >10. > >If you lie down with dogs, you'll > >stink in the morning. > > >11. > >Love all, trust > >Me. > > >12. > >The pen is mightier than the > >pigs. > > >13. > >An idle mind is > >the best way to relax. > > >14. > >Where there's smoke there's > >pollution. > > >15. > >Happy the bride who > >gets all the presents. > > >16. > >A penny saved is > >not much. > > >17. > >Two's company, three's > >the Musketeers. > > >18. > >Don't put off till tomorrow what > >you put on to go to bed. > > >19. > >Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and > >You have to blow your nose. > > >20. > >There are none so blind as > >Stevie Wonder. > > >21. > >Children should be seen and not > >spanked or grounded. > > >22. > >If at first you don't succeed > >get new batteries. > > >23. > >You get out of something only what you > > >See in the picture on the box > > >24. > >When the blind lead the blind > >get out of the way. > > >25. > >A bird in the hand > >is going to poop on you. > > > And the WINNER and last one! > >26. > >Better late than > >Pregnant > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 > > >Subject: YOUNG WISDOM > >A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her >class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a >well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of >the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first >graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in >mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one >is a classic! > > > >1. > >Don't change horses > >until they stop running. > > >2. > >Strike while the > >bug is close. > > >3. > >It's always darkest before > >Daylight Saving Time. > > >4. > >Never underestimate the power of > >termites. > > >5. > >You can lead a horse to water but > >How? > > >6. > >Don't bite the hand that > >looks dirty. > > >7. > >No news is > >impossible > > >8. > >A miss is as good as a > >Mr. > > >9. > >You can't teach an old dog new > >Math > > >10. > >If you lie down with dogs, you'll > >stink in the morning. > > >11. > >Love all, trust > >Me. > > >12. > >The pen is mightier than the > >pigs. > > >13. > >An idle mind is > >the best way to relax. > > >14. > >Where there's smoke there's > >pollution. > > >15. > >Happy the bride who > >gets all the presents. > > >16. > >A penny saved is > >not much. > > >17. > >Two's company, three's > >the Musketeers. > > >18. > >Don't put off till tomorrow what > >you put on to go to bed. > > >19. > >Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and > >You have to blow your nose. > > >20. > >There are none so blind as > >Stevie Wonder. > > >21. > >Children should be seen and not > >spanked or grounded. > > >22. > >If at first you don't succeed > >get new batteries. > > >23. > >You get out of something only what you > > >See in the picture on the box > > >24. > >When the blind lead the blind > >get out of the way. > > >25. > >A bird in the hand > >is going to poop on you. > > > And the WINNER and last one! > >26. > >Better late than > >Pregnant > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Oh, Lynda: Thank you for this, it is funny. Tomorrow will be better day for you, and our Rogene. Sweet Dreams to you both. We love you both so much...Lea and ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`````` YOUNG WISDOM>>A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her >class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a >well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of >the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first >graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in >mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one >is a classic!>>>>1.>>Don't change horses>>until they stop running.>>>2.>>Strike while the>>bug is close.>>>3.>>It's always darkest before>>Daylight Saving Time.>>>4.>>Never underestimate the power of>>termites.>>>5.>>You can lead a horse to water but>>How?>>>6.>>Don't bite the hand that>>looks dirty.>>>7.>>No news is>>impossible>>>8.>>A miss is as good as a>>Mr.>>>9.>>You can't teach an old dog new>>Math>>>10.>>If you lie down with dogs, you'll>>stink in the morning.>>>11.>>Love all, trust>>Me.>>>12.>>The pen is mightier than the>>pigs.>>>13.>>An idle mind is>>the best way to relax.>>>14.>>Where there's smoke there's>>pollution.>>>15.>>Happy the bride who>>gets all the presents.>>>16.>>A penny saved is>>not much.>>>17.>>Two's company, three's>>the Musketeers.>>>18.>>Don't put off till tomorrow what>>you put on to go to bed.>>>19.>>Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and>>You have to blow your nose.>>>20.>>There are none so blind as>>Stevie Wonder.>>>21.>>Children should be seen and not>>spanked or grounded.>>>22.>>If at first you don't succeed>>get new batteries.>>>23.>>You get out of something only what you>>>See in the picture on the box>>>24.>>When the blind lead the blind>>get out of the way.>>>25.>>A bird in the hand>>is going to poop on you.>>> And the WINNER and last one!>>26.>>Better late than>>Pregnant>>>>>>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Oh, Lynda: Thank you for this, it is funny. Tomorrow will be better day for you, and our Rogene. Sweet Dreams to you both. We love you both so much...Lea and ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`````` YOUNG WISDOM>>A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her >class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a >well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of >the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first >graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in >mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one >is a classic!>>>>1.>>Don't change horses>>until they stop running.>>>2.>>Strike while the>>bug is close.>>>3.>>It's always darkest before>>Daylight Saving Time.>>>4.>>Never underestimate the power of>>termites.>>>5.>>You can lead a horse to water but>>How?>>>6.>>Don't bite the hand that>>looks dirty.>>>7.>>No news is>>impossible>>>8.>>A miss is as good as a>>Mr.>>>9.>>You can't teach an old dog new>>Math>>>10.>>If you lie down with dogs, you'll>>stink in the morning.>>>11.>>Love all, trust>>Me.>>>12.>>The pen is mightier than the>>pigs.>>>13.>>An idle mind is>>the best way to relax.>>>14.>>Where there's smoke there's>>pollution.>>>15.>>Happy the bride who>>gets all the presents.>>>16.>>A penny saved is>>not much.>>>17.>>Two's company, three's>>the Musketeers.>>>18.>>Don't put off till tomorrow what>>you put on to go to bed.>>>19.>>Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and>>You have to blow your nose.>>>20.>>There are none so blind as>>Stevie Wonder.>>>21.>>Children should be seen and not>>spanked or grounded.>>>22.>>If at first you don't succeed>>get new batteries.>>>23.>>You get out of something only what you>>>See in the picture on the box>>>24.>>When the blind lead the blind>>get out of the way.>>>25.>>A bird in the hand>>is going to poop on you.>>> And the WINNER and last one!>>26.>>Better late than>>Pregnant>>>>>>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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