Re: Fwd: The Seniors Breakfast Special

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Lynda, we both loved this, thank you for sharing....love you so....Lea

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Fwd: The Seniors Breakfast Special

>>> >The Seniors Breakfast Special>**********************************>I LOVE this one.....it will make your day.>Send it to the Seniors in your life - I'm sure they'll appreciate it!!>Even non-seniors will appreciate it!! It pays to think outside the box!>>We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special'>was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.>'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'>>'Then I will have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents>because you're ordering a-la-carte,' the waitress warned her.>>'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked>incredulously.>>'YES!!' stated the waitress.>>'In that case I'll take the special.' my wife said.>>'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.>>'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.>She took the two eggs home.>>DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the block more than>once.>>>