The Lord and The Harley Rider

[Guest guest]

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach

when suddenly ....

The sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice,

the Lord said....

"Because you have tried to be faithful to me

in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said,

"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of

the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking;

the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific

and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly

exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is

hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.Take a little more time and think of something that

could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men

could understand women; I want to know how

she feels inside, what she's thinking when she

gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,

what she means when she says nothing's wrong,

and how I can make a Woman truly happy."

The Lord replied,

"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

[Guest guest]

Thank you for this sweet Sandy, loved it, and he agreed with God. He told me that women are a mystery to him too.

Love you...Lea and Superman

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The Lord and The Harley Rider

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach

when suddenly ....

The sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice,

the Lord said....

"Because you have tried to be faithful to me

in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said,

"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of

the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking;

the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific

and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly

exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is

hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.Take a little more time and think of something that

could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men

could understand women; I want to know how

she feels inside, what she's thinking when she

gives me the silent treatment, why she cries,

what she means when she says nothing's wrong,

and how I can make a Woman truly happy."

The Lord replied,

"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"