How To Tell If You've Selected A Bad HMO

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How To Tell If You've Selected A Bad HMO

Everytime the doctor writes a prescription, he brags " I used to feed these to

Elvis like they were M & M's. "

You're the only human waiting to be treated in the waiting room.

Prior to a minor surgical procedure, the doctor asks if you mind filling out

a toe tag.

The dental coverage includes spinach removable.

The doctor loses it every time he examines your symptoms

The clinic has a drive-in window service

The doctor makes a habit of calling in his cousin, the janitor, on

consultations.

Your doctor elects to treat a suspicious lump in your hat.

By wearing an African medicine man's mask a shaking a rattle, you know the

doctor's techniques are not 'state of the art'

Your chest examination consists of your doctor holding up a Polaroid of your

chest up to a light wearing magic x-ray specs