Guest guest Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 >Time for a smile…even if you’ve seen these before! > > > >Maxine on sliding down the banister of life > >[] > > > As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember > > > >1 Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written > > An impressive new book. It's called ...... > > " Ministers Do More Than Lay People. " > > >2 Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink > > And be . > >3. The difference between the Pope and > > Your boss, the Pope only expects you > > To kiss his ring. > > >4 My mind works like lightning, One brilliant > > Flash and it is gone. > > > >5 The only time the world beats a path to > > Your door is if you're in the bathroom. > > > >6 I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. > > The seat folded up, the drink spilled and > > That ice, well, it really chilled the mood. > > > >7 It used to be only death and taxes > > Were inevitable Now, of course, there's > > Shipping and handling, too. > > >8. A husband is someone who, after taking > > The trash out, gives the impression that > > He just cleaned the whole house. > > > >9 My next house will have no kitchen - just > > Vending machines and a large trash can. > > > >10. A blonde said, " I was worried that my > > Mechanic might try to rip me off. > > I was relieved when he told me all > > I needed was turn signal fluid. " > > > >11. Definition of a teenager? > > God's punishment...for enjoying sex. > > >12. As you slide down the banister of life, may > > The splinters never point the wrong way! > >THE END > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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