Guest guest Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 >Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. > >[] > > > > > >So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?' > >Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. > > >God said that He was going to make Adam a companion > > >and that it would be a woman. > > > >[] > > > > > > >He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, > >and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you >[] >[] >[] > > > > > >She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, > > >and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had >a disagreement. > > >She will praise you! > >[] > > > > >She will bear your children. > > >[] > > > > >and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. > >[] > > > > >'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and > >passion whenever you need it.' > > > > > >[] > > > > > >Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?' > > >God replied, 'An arm and a leg.' > > > >[] > > > > > >Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?' > > > >Of course the rest is history............!!!! > > > >[] > > > > >Send to all the women who need a good laugh > >and the men you think can handle it. > > > > > > > >---------- >Watch " Cause Effect, " a show about real people making a real >difference. ><http://im.live.com/Messenger/IM/MTV/?source=text_watchcause>Learn more. = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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