Guest guest Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Sandy, this is funny. It reminds me that a couple of years ago, when I was taking for lunch in the country, I drove at highway speed onto the shoulder to let a big, old beaten-up International pick-up with a canopy pass me. Would you believe it was an RCMP 'ghost' pick-up. The police officer pulled in behind me, and asked me why I had done that. I told him that I was practising because I had not driven for quite a while, and wanted to take my husband for lunch. I also told him that I used to work for the RCMP. He told me that I would not get any points for that, and that the highway was the last place anybody should 'practise'. Would you believe that he gave us a police escort to the restaurant. Ironically, we did not go in, but he did. We headed back home instead because I was now so embarrassed. That was a few years ago, just after we bought my PT Cruiser. I do not drive at the moment, but one day I will again...love you...Lea ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``` Never Say To A Cop NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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