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Subject: Fwd: Need a laugh? > > > >> Very >> Sad >> News >> >> >> Please join me in remembering a great icon >> of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died >> yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from >> repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. >> >> Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. >> Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including >> Mrs. Butterworth, >> Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, >> Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. >> The grave site was piled high with flours. >> &gt!

;> Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy >> as a man >> who never knew how much he was kneaded. >> Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was >> filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, >> wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a >> little >> flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a >> positive >> roll model for millions. >> >> Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, >> Dough and Jane Dough, >> plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly >> father, Pop Tart. >> >> The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. >> >> If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the >> occasion and take time to pass >> it on and share that smile with someone else tha!

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