Guest guest Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 >THE HORTH WHITHPERER > >If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!! > >A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a >friend over to look at a horse. > >His buddy asks, " How will I recognize him? " > > " That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment. " > >So, the midge t shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a >male or female horse. > " A female horth. " > >So he shows him a prized filly. > > " Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth " ? > >So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. > > " Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth " ? > >So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. > > " Nith earzth, can I see her mouf " ? > >The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks >him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. > > " Nice mouf, can I see her twat " ? > >Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his >arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's >fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. > >The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. > " Perhapth I should rephrase that. >Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit " ? >. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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