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Krista

That's great! Oh,if it could just be that way......

Hugs,

Cherie

-- In , Colorado Girl

<seekingthetruthaboutimplants@...> wrote:

>

> I want to live my next life backwards!

> You start out dead and get that out of the way

> right off the bat.

> Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

> When you are kicked out of the home for being too

> healthy, you spend several years enjoying your

> retirement and collecting benefit checks.

> When you start work, you get a gold watch on your

> first day.

> You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day

> until pretty soon you're too young to work.

> So then, you go to high school: play sports, date,

> drink, and party.

> As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

> You go to elementary school, play, and have no

> responsibilities.

> In a few years, you become a baby and everyone

> runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

> You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully

> in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating,

> room service on tap.

> Until finally ... you finish off as an orgasm.

> I rest my case.

>

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