Traci and Friends ==> My Private Part Died..........

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An old man, Mr.Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse ,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse . Mr. Wallace,' she said, '

You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

But, Nurse I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. Yes,' said Nurse , 'you did tell me that,

but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?' (You've gotta love this ....) 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

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Sandy, that's hilarious! Thanks for always making me laugh. You are so funny.Love Tracidusty.com@... wrote: An old man, Mr.Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse ,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his

pajamas. He met Nurse . Mr. Wallace,' she said, ' You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' But, Nurse I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. Yes,' said Nurse , 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?' (You've gotta love this ....) 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.' "Feeling down? Saddle up." ~Author Unknown

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