A Job Worse Than Yours ! !

[Guest guest]

On your way home from work,

stop at your pharmacy and go

to the thermometer section and

purchase a rectal thermometer

made by & .Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors,

draw the curtains anddisconnect the

phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing

and sit in your favorite chair. Open the

package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a

surface so that it will not become

chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by

& is personally tested

and then sanitized. 'Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer

quality control department at & .'HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER,

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH

A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!