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To all of you that have ever had the pleasure of dealing with one.

This is TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD.

Pickup Line

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, ''No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?'

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