Getting a hairdryer through customs...

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Getting a hairdryer through customs...

>

> A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside

> her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'

>

> 'Of course, child. What may I do for you?'

>

> 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my

> mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm

> afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through

> customs for me? Under your robe perhaps?'

>

> 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

>

> 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

>

>

> When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

> The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

>

> 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

>

> The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you

> have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

>

> 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is,

> to date, unused.'

>

> Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'

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