9 WORDS WOMEN USE

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9 WORDS WOMEN USE 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five

more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.

This means something, and you should be on your toes.

Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word,

but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

A loud sigh means shethinks you are an idiot and wonders

why she is wastingher time standing here and arguing with

you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements

a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to

think long and hard before deciding how and when you will

pay for your mistake. 7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you,

do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do s everal

times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking

'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. * Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true