How The World Really Works

[Guest guest]

Let's see if I understand

how the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while slicing

salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die

of lung cancer your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while

driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats

without manners, you blame television. If your friend is shot by a deranged

madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the

cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000

feet, and thepassengers kill him instead,the

mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. I must have lived too long to understand

the world anymore. So, if I die while my old,

wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay?