FW: Male or Female

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Male or Female

Male or Female? You might not have known this...but a lot of

non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some

examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything

in...but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it

takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons

are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are

often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to

go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their arse.

SPONGES: These are female...because they are

soft.....squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:

Female...because they're constantly being looked at and

frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same

old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all

the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5000 years.....they've

hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would

be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost

without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he

just keeps trying

New Law:

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking

lots...especially during evening hours...the Motherwell City Council has

established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Tesco shopping centre. Even

the parking attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe

environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first

women-only parking lot in Motherwell !

Send this to all the women you care about.....and to any men

who appreciate a good laugh!