How to SAVE the Airlines !!!!

[Guest guest]

Dump the male flight attendants.

No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants

with good-looking strippers!

What the hell they don't even serve

food anymore, so what's the loss?The strippers would at least triple

the alcohol sales and get a party

atmosphere' going in the cabin.

And, of course, every businessman in

this country would start flying again,

hoping to see naked women.Because of the tips, female flight

attendants wouldn't need a salary,

thus saving even more money.

I suspect tips would be so good

that we could charge the women

for working the plane and have them

kick back 20% of the tips, including

lap dances and 'special services.Muslims would be afraid to get on

the planes for fear of seeing naked women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and

the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation

if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity

to turn a liability into an asset.Why didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?Sincerely, Bill Clinton