Guest guest Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live. Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? A: Yes. 14:92: 'And rode ph's ass all the way to Egypt.' Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?A: Tell him you're pregnant. Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles?A: Take off your glasses. Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out. Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?A: On their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?A: 'Gosh, I remember these.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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