A Medicare Solution for a Better, Healthier America

[Guest guest]

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,"Hello".

"Mrs. Ward, please.""Speaking."

"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday,

a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now

uncertain which one is your husband's.ly, the results are

either bad or terrible.""What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously."Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and

the other one tested positive for AIDS.We can't tell which one is your husband's.""That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward."Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.""Well, what am I supposed to do now?""The people at Medicare are recommending you drop

your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."