Re: Great Sex....Funny girl:

[Guest guest]

Oh, Sandy, you are so funny. Thank you for making me laugh, I am feeling sorry for myself today.

Honey, please do not have any more surgery for a while. My teeth are all that I have left, and it is sad that a dentist would charge so much to repair your teeth. When I was a single parent, I went to the university and allowed the students to fix my teeth. Could you do this, they are always with a dentist, who watches over you?

We all love you so....Lea

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Great Sex

An Italian man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex.

I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love,

and she screamed for five full minutes at the end."The Frenchman boasted, "Last week when my wife and I had sex,

I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate

love and she screamed for fifteen minutes."

The Jewish man said, "Well, last week my wife and I also had sex.

I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat).

We made love, and she screamed for over six hours."The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked,

"What could you have possibly done to make your wife

scream for six hours?"

The Jewish man said,"I wiped my hands on the bedspread."