Re: Canine's Letters to God - too funny! I loved this:

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Thank you, Rogene:

I wish that we could have a dog, but would have to take care of it. There are so many dogs in this condo, and when my leg is better, I hope to find a neighbour who will let me walk their dog.

Honey, we hope that you will not suffer from the radiation. Just know that we are all here for you. Please vent all you want, because it is not fair that you must go through all this.

I am having the little lumps removed from face today, and my doctor promised to send them to be biopsied. It could be silicone, because he removed close to 20, red, hard lumps from my bottom a few years ago! At that time, he did not send them for a biopsy...wonders me.

I must make a list for him, because he had better find out what caused the bleeding and the infection. Yesterday, I had the worst pain in my right side, very low in my abdomen, with severe back pain.

Sending love and support....Lea

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Canine's Letters to God - too funny!

CANINE'S LETTERS TO GOD

TO: GODFROM: THE DOGDear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the' Chrysler Beagle'? Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. P.S. And, Oh Yes,

Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back? Thank You.

It's only a deal if it's where you want to go. Find your travel deal here.

It's only a deal if it's where you want to go. Find your travel deal here.

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Lea,I simply don't understand why your doctors aren't addressing your problems better!Really, really weird!So far, so good with the radiation . . . can't tell a bit of difference.Love,Rogene

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Oh, Dear Rogene:

I hope that the radiation will not make you sick. You have always been my advocate, and you have helped me so much over the years. When will you be finished with the radiation?

Honey, my doctors seem to be waiting for something bad to happen to me before they clean me out. My doctor removed only one cyst on my nose, and he did send it off to see what it is. I have two stitches, and a bandage on my nose. I look so silly.

Sending love always....Lea

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Re: Canine's Letters to God - too funny! I loved this:

Lea,I simply don't understand why your doctors aren't addressing your problems better!Really, really weird!So far, so good with the radiation . . . can't tell a bit of difference.Love,Rogene