Canine's Letters to God - too funny!

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Those were great, Rogene !

Thank you for sharing them !

Loveyou ~

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CANINE'S LETTERS TO GOD

TO: GODFROM: THE DOGDear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the' Chrysler Beagle'? Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. P.S. And, Oh Yes, Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back? Thank You.

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