old timer sex

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Subject: Old timer sex

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first

time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the

village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love

to you.'

she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can

do it for old time's sake?'

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation

and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see

these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye

on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for

support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the

tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and

the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old

man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that

the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while

both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they

both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life

and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old

couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The

policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly

amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was

something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there

some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that

wasn't an electric fence.

[Guest guest]

Sweet Lynda, that is so funny. Thank you for sharing, and stay close.

Love you always....Lea

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Old timer sexThe husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the firsttime we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind thevillage tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made loveto you.'she says, 'I remember it well.'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we cando it for old time's sake?'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversationand, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to seethese two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eyeon them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other forsupport aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of thetavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt andthe old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the oldman moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex thatthe policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes whileboth are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, theyboth collapse, panting on the ground.The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about lifeand old age that he didn't know.After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the oldcouple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. Thepoliceman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is trulyamazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that wassomething else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is theresome sort of secret to this?'Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago thatwasn't an electric fence.