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FOR THE TEACHERS AMONG US.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human

Beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says. A little

girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could

become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the

Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we

knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

'It sure was scary,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his

back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before he could say 'SHIT' the

Rottweiler ate him!

The teacher wet her pants laughing.

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  • 2 years later...

it sounds like the old evolutionist conjecture which somehow proves it's own existence by it's own theories. such is the tilting of the scales! john, thanks for your response to my inquiry. dr. john partmann, dc, coos bay

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