Guest guest Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Ha ha ha, no don't worry about being offensive! We are glad to hear from you! Let it out!!!! Church can for sure be a weapon. My nada used it as such - turning the congregation on me and telling them lies about me. No wonder the thought of going in many churches gives me hives!!! And I don't think anyone with BPD gets hypocrasy. I wonder why. > > > growing up, my fada used to force me to go to religious services. If I > didn't, hooo boy, hell would break loose. I remember he used to lecture me > with > > " I do not go to services to soohhhhcccialiiiiizzzeeee (socialize) " with a > look of contempt and disgust on his face, " I go to services to pray to god " > with a look of self righteousness. > > And then, not five minutes later, I would see him talking during the > services. This would also happen after he reprimanded me for talking during > services. This would piss the hell out of me, but despite all my efforts, I > could not explain the concept of hypocrisy to him. > > After reading all of the posts on this forum, I think I'm finally (95%) > convinced my fada is " sick in the head " . I'm so convinced, I think I can > make jokes about it now. Any time my mom or fada tell me some story about > my fada, I zone out and think " how could I have ever though this was > normal? > This dude is sick in the head!!! " . > > I hope no one finds the following joke offensive. Please let me know if you > do and I will make sure not to post any more. > __________________________________________________________ > > Why did the borderline personality cross the road? > > Because he was sick in the head. > ------------ > > How my borderlines does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to be sick in the head. > ------------ > > What did the borderline say to the other borderline > > Who cares? He's sick in the head (this really goes through my head when my > fada speaks " you're sick in the head " ). > > ------------ > > What do you call a borderline with their head up their arse? > > Sick in the head and sick in the bum. > > ------------ > > Any ideas???? > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Ha ha ha, no don't worry about being offensive! We are glad to hear from you! Let it out!!!! Church can for sure be a weapon. My nada used it as such - turning the congregation on me and telling them lies about me. No wonder the thought of going in many churches gives me hives!!! And I don't think anyone with BPD gets hypocrasy. I wonder why. > > > growing up, my fada used to force me to go to religious services. If I > didn't, hooo boy, hell would break loose. I remember he used to lecture me > with > > " I do not go to services to soohhhhcccialiiiiizzzeeee (socialize) " with a > look of contempt and disgust on his face, " I go to services to pray to god " > with a look of self righteousness. > > And then, not five minutes later, I would see him talking during the > services. This would also happen after he reprimanded me for talking during > services. This would piss the hell out of me, but despite all my efforts, I > could not explain the concept of hypocrisy to him. > > After reading all of the posts on this forum, I think I'm finally (95%) > convinced my fada is " sick in the head " . I'm so convinced, I think I can > make jokes about it now. Any time my mom or fada tell me some story about > my fada, I zone out and think " how could I have ever though this was > normal? > This dude is sick in the head!!! " . > > I hope no one finds the following joke offensive. Please let me know if you > do and I will make sure not to post any more. > __________________________________________________________ > > Why did the borderline personality cross the road? > > Because he was sick in the head. > ------------ > > How my borderlines does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to be sick in the head. > ------------ > > What did the borderline say to the other borderline > > Who cares? He's sick in the head (this really goes through my head when my > fada speaks " you're sick in the head " ). > > ------------ > > What do you call a borderline with their head up their arse? > > Sick in the head and sick in the bum. > > ------------ > > Any ideas???? > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Sometimes we do need to vent using " black " humor. A while back I put together a fake advertisement for a fake product called the " No Mo BPD Training Collar " (and its companion product, the " No Mo NPD Training Necktie " ) Based on the idea of those battery-operated anti-barking training collars for dogs, the " No Mo BPD " collar *zaps!* the bpd person with a little electric shock when she starts to say something nasty and hateful or whiny. Doing that helped me vent my frustration, at least for a while. If I can find the link to those " advertisements " I'll post them. -Annie > > growing up, my fada used to force me to go to religious services. If I > didn't, hooo boy, hell would break loose. I remember he used to lecture me > with > > " I do not go to services to soohhhhcccialiiiiizzzeeee (socialize) " with a > look of contempt and disgust on his face, " I go to services to pray to god " > with a look of self righteousness. > > And then, not five minutes later, I would see him talking during the > services. This would also happen after he reprimanded me for talking during > services. This would piss the hell out of me, but despite all my efforts, I > could not explain the concept of hypocrisy to him. > > After reading all of the posts on this forum, I think I'm finally (95%) > convinced my fada is " sick in the head " . I'm so convinced, I think I can > make jokes about it now. Any time my mom or fada tell me some story about > my fada, I zone out and think " how could I have ever though this was normal? > This dude is sick in the head!!! " . > > I hope no one finds the following joke offensive. Please let me know if you > do and I will make sure not to post any more. > ________________________________________________________________________________\ _________ > > Why did the borderline personality cross the road? > > Because he was sick in the head. > ------------ > > How my borderlines does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to be sick in the head. > ------------ > > What did the borderline say to the other borderline > > Who cares? He's sick in the head (this really goes through my head when my > fada speaks " you're sick in the head " ). > > ------------ > > What do you call a borderline with their head up their arse? > > Sick in the head and sick in the bum. > > ------------ > > Any ideas???? > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 sometimes my fada does the strangest things. like when we are sitting my nephew, when he is more in charge, he is gentler, but when a female comes in and takes charge, he becomes the 'male' role, and he begins being harsher and saying harsh things. it's bizarre, almost like a personality switch. and i realize then that he is so destroyed as a person that there is no real 'self' left in him...there is only the false, perfect, projected self of the narcissist, and then a destroyed little child. so that and the humor in the post made me think he is just like one of those dolls that has the string on the back of it, where you pull the string and there are a number of responses. a very limited number, that repeat over and over. and I can bet you a million bucks that his saying 'I don't go to church to socialize' is an exact repetition, down to tone and cadence, of someone from his childhood, whom he idolized as strong and in control of things where he felt weak and powerless. I see this in my own dad so much. it's such a shame and a disgrace what happens to children, it just makes me sick, and yes, they are very, very, very sick in the head. Hugs. > > growing up, my fada used to force me to go to religious services. If I > didn't, hooo boy, hell would break loose. I remember he used to lecture me > with > > " I do not go to services to soohhhhcccialiiiiizzzeeee (socialize) " with a > look of contempt and disgust on his face, " I go to services to pray to god " > with a look of self righteousness. > > And then, not five minutes later, I would see him talking during the > services. This would also happen after he reprimanded me for talking during > services. This would piss the hell out of me, but despite all my efforts, I > could not explain the concept of hypocrisy to him. > > After reading all of the posts on this forum, I think I'm finally (95%) > convinced my fada is " sick in the head " . I'm so convinced, I think I can > make jokes about it now. Any time my mom or fada tell me some story about > my fada, I zone out and think " how could I have ever though this was normal? > This dude is sick in the head!!! " . > > I hope no one finds the following joke offensive. Please let me know if you > do and I will make sure not to post any more. > ________________________________________________________________________________\ _________ > > Why did the borderline personality cross the road? > > Because he was sick in the head. > ------------ > > How my borderlines does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to be sick in the head. > ------------ > > What did the borderline say to the other borderline > > Who cares? He's sick in the head (this really goes through my head when my > fada speaks " you're sick in the head " ). > > ------------ > > What do you call a borderline with their head up their arse? > > Sick in the head and sick in the bum. > > ------------ > > Any ideas???? > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 sometimes my fada does the strangest things. like when we are sitting my nephew, when he is more in charge, he is gentler, but when a female comes in and takes charge, he becomes the 'male' role, and he begins being harsher and saying harsh things. it's bizarre, almost like a personality switch. and i realize then that he is so destroyed as a person that there is no real 'self' left in him...there is only the false, perfect, projected self of the narcissist, and then a destroyed little child. so that and the humor in the post made me think he is just like one of those dolls that has the string on the back of it, where you pull the string and there are a number of responses. a very limited number, that repeat over and over. and I can bet you a million bucks that his saying 'I don't go to church to socialize' is an exact repetition, down to tone and cadence, of someone from his childhood, whom he idolized as strong and in control of things where he felt weak and powerless. I see this in my own dad so much. it's such a shame and a disgrace what happens to children, it just makes me sick, and yes, they are very, very, very sick in the head. Hugs. > > growing up, my fada used to force me to go to religious services. If I > didn't, hooo boy, hell would break loose. I remember he used to lecture me > with > > " I do not go to services to soohhhhcccialiiiiizzzeeee (socialize) " with a > look of contempt and disgust on his face, " I go to services to pray to god " > with a look of self righteousness. > > And then, not five minutes later, I would see him talking during the > services. This would also happen after he reprimanded me for talking during > services. This would piss the hell out of me, but despite all my efforts, I > could not explain the concept of hypocrisy to him. > > After reading all of the posts on this forum, I think I'm finally (95%) > convinced my fada is " sick in the head " . I'm so convinced, I think I can > make jokes about it now. Any time my mom or fada tell me some story about > my fada, I zone out and think " how could I have ever though this was normal? > This dude is sick in the head!!! " . > > I hope no one finds the following joke offensive. Please let me know if you > do and I will make sure not to post any more. > ________________________________________________________________________________\ _________ > > Why did the borderline personality cross the road? > > Because he was sick in the head. > ------------ > > How my borderlines does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to be sick in the head. > ------------ > > What did the borderline say to the other borderline > > Who cares? He's sick in the head (this really goes through my head when my > fada speaks " you're sick in the head " ). > > ------------ > > What do you call a borderline with their head up their arse? > > Sick in the head and sick in the bum. > > ------------ > > Any ideas???? > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 Hey Joe, The difference when a female comes into a room? It sounds like posturing or something I would expect to see in primates..... Which is exactly to what I compare my fada. A big loud primate...... I posted about this idea before. My dad grew up in a country where the speak another language, so I don't think he's copying anything. That said, he is like a pull doll. Half the time my fada or dishrag mom tell me a story, I say " let me guess. Dad did or said the following... " and proceed to say what he did. I'm not a prophet, I just know my fada only has a very limited set of responses. Just a like a pull doll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 My nada would often repeat phrases/statements/quotes from who ever she idolized at the moment. It was creepy! > > > Hey Joe, > > The difference when a female comes into a room? It sounds like posturing or > something I would expect to see in primates..... Which is exactly to what I > compare my fada. A big loud primate...... I posted about this idea before. > > My dad grew up in a country where the speak another language, so I don't > think he's copying anything. That said, he is like a pull doll. Half the > time my fada or dishrag mom tell me a story, I say " let me guess. Dad did > or said the following... " and proceed to say what he did. I'm not a > prophet, I just know my fada only has a very limited set of responses. Just > a like a pull doll. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 I am not sure if I heard it here or if my dh said it or a friend, but I heard it somewhere and I thought wow so true. Somebody said BP is great in church because there is nobody to toss them out bars and clubs have bouncers, work you get fired, family and family can walk away, (something else too I think) but the church has no defense. I thought wow so true. my nada was huge on church, when she got in too many fights with all the pastors she just made " church " in her own home. of course she lead even though she was one messed up cookie. She had quite a few followers at one point (scary) and used the excuss that anybody could be a leader blablabla she was lead by god, god told her, blabla,. I still have a hard time with the idea of a god, but I am working it out. LB > > > > > > > growing up, my fada used to force me to go to religious services. If I > > didn't, hooo boy, hell would break loose. I remember he used to lecture me > > with > > > > " I do not go to services to soohhhhcccialiiiiizzzeeee (socialize) " with a > > look of contempt and disgust on his face, " I go to services to pray to god " > > with a look of self righteousness. > > > > And then, not five minutes later, I would see him talking during the > > services. This would also happen after he reprimanded me for talking during > > services. This would piss the hell out of me, but despite all my efforts, I > > could not explain the concept of hypocrisy to him. > > > > After reading all of the posts on this forum, I think I'm finally (95%) > > convinced my fada is " sick in the head " . I'm so convinced, I think I can > > make jokes about it now. Any time my mom or fada tell me some story about > > my fada, I zone out and think " how could I have ever though this was > > normal? > > This dude is sick in the head!!! " . > > > > I hope no one finds the following joke offensive. Please let me know if you > > do and I will make sure not to post any more. > > __________________________________________________________ > > > > Why did the borderline personality cross the road? > > > > Because he was sick in the head. > > ------------ > > > > How my borderlines does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > > > Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to be sick in the head. > > ------------ > > > > What did the borderline say to the other borderline > > > > Who cares? He's sick in the head (this really goes through my head when my > > fada speaks " you're sick in the head " ). > > > > ------------ > > > > What do you call a borderline with their head up their arse? > > > > Sick in the head and sick in the bum. > > > > ------------ > > > > Any ideas???? > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 I am not sure if I heard it here or if my dh said it or a friend, but I heard it somewhere and I thought wow so true. Somebody said BP is great in church because there is nobody to toss them out bars and clubs have bouncers, work you get fired, family and family can walk away, (something else too I think) but the church has no defense. I thought wow so true. my nada was huge on church, when she got in too many fights with all the pastors she just made " church " in her own home. of course she lead even though she was one messed up cookie. She had quite a few followers at one point (scary) and used the excuss that anybody could be a leader blablabla she was lead by god, god told her, blabla,. I still have a hard time with the idea of a god, but I am working it out. LB > > > > > > > growing up, my fada used to force me to go to religious services. If I > > didn't, hooo boy, hell would break loose. I remember he used to lecture me > > with > > > > " I do not go to services to soohhhhcccialiiiiizzzeeee (socialize) " with a > > look of contempt and disgust on his face, " I go to services to pray to god " > > with a look of self righteousness. > > > > And then, not five minutes later, I would see him talking during the > > services. This would also happen after he reprimanded me for talking during > > services. This would piss the hell out of me, but despite all my efforts, I > > could not explain the concept of hypocrisy to him. > > > > After reading all of the posts on this forum, I think I'm finally (95%) > > convinced my fada is " sick in the head " . I'm so convinced, I think I can > > make jokes about it now. Any time my mom or fada tell me some story about > > my fada, I zone out and think " how could I have ever though this was > > normal? > > This dude is sick in the head!!! " . > > > > I hope no one finds the following joke offensive. Please let me know if you > > do and I will make sure not to post any more. > > __________________________________________________________ > > > > Why did the borderline personality cross the road? > > > > Because he was sick in the head. > > ------------ > > > > How my borderlines does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > > > Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to be sick in the head. > > ------------ > > > > What did the borderline say to the other borderline > > > > Who cares? He's sick in the head (this really goes through my head when my > > fada speaks " you're sick in the head " ). > > > > ------------ > > > > What do you call a borderline with their head up their arse? > > > > Sick in the head and sick in the bum. > > > > ------------ > > > > Any ideas???? > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 I am not sure if I heard it here or if my dh said it or a friend, but I heard it somewhere and I thought wow so true. Somebody said BP is great in church because there is nobody to toss them out bars and clubs have bouncers, work you get fired, family and family can walk away, (something else too I think) but the church has no defense. I thought wow so true. my nada was huge on church, when she got in too many fights with all the pastors she just made " church " in her own home. of course she lead even though she was one messed up cookie. She had quite a few followers at one point (scary) and used the excuss that anybody could be a leader blablabla she was lead by god, god told her, blabla,. I still have a hard time with the idea of a god, but I am working it out. LB > > > > > > > growing up, my fada used to force me to go to religious services. If I > > didn't, hooo boy, hell would break loose. I remember he used to lecture me > > with > > > > " I do not go to services to soohhhhcccialiiiiizzzeeee (socialize) " with a > > look of contempt and disgust on his face, " I go to services to pray to god " > > with a look of self righteousness. > > > > And then, not five minutes later, I would see him talking during the > > services. This would also happen after he reprimanded me for talking during > > services. This would piss the hell out of me, but despite all my efforts, I > > could not explain the concept of hypocrisy to him. > > > > After reading all of the posts on this forum, I think I'm finally (95%) > > convinced my fada is " sick in the head " . I'm so convinced, I think I can > > make jokes about it now. Any time my mom or fada tell me some story about > > my fada, I zone out and think " how could I have ever though this was > > normal? > > This dude is sick in the head!!! " . > > > > I hope no one finds the following joke offensive. Please let me know if you > > do and I will make sure not to post any more. > > __________________________________________________________ > > > > Why did the borderline personality cross the road? > > > > Because he was sick in the head. > > ------------ > > > > How my borderlines does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > > > Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to be sick in the head. > > ------------ > > > > What did the borderline say to the other borderline > > > > Who cares? He's sick in the head (this really goes through my head when my > > fada speaks " you're sick in the head " ). > > > > ------------ > > > > What do you call a borderline with their head up their arse? > > > > Sick in the head and sick in the bum. > > > > ------------ > > > > Any ideas???? > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 whoa a nada lead church. that is terrifying!!!! On Thu, Aug 19, 2010 at 7:11 AM, faerydancing96 wrote: > > > I am not sure if I heard it here or if my dh said it or a friend, but I > heard it somewhere and I thought wow so true. Somebody said BP is great in > church because there is nobody to toss them out bars and clubs have > bouncers, work you get fired, family and family can walk away, (something > else too I think) but the church has no defense. I thought wow so true. > my nada was huge on church, when she got in too many fights with all the > pastors she just made " church " in her own home. of course she lead even > though she was one messed up cookie. She had quite a few followers at one > point (scary) and used the excuss that anybody could be a leader blablabla > she was lead by god, god told her, blabla,. I still have a hard time with > the idea of a god, but I am working it out. LB > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing up, my fada used to force me to go to religious services. If I > > > didn't, hooo boy, hell would break loose. I remember he used to lecture > me > > > with > > > > > > " I do not go to services to soohhhhcccialiiiiizzzeeee (socialize) " with > a > > > look of contempt and disgust on his face, " I go to services to pray to > god " > > > with a look of self righteousness. > > > > > > And then, not five minutes later, I would see him talking during the > > > services. This would also happen after he reprimanded me for talking > during > > > services. This would piss the hell out of me, but despite all my > efforts, I > > > could not explain the concept of hypocrisy to him. > > > > > > After reading all of the posts on this forum, I think I'm finally (95%) > > > convinced my fada is " sick in the head " . I'm so convinced, I think I > can > > > make jokes about it now. Any time my mom or fada tell me some story > about > > > my fada, I zone out and think " how could I have ever though this was > > > normal? > > > This dude is sick in the head!!! " . > > > > > > I hope no one finds the following joke offensive. Please let me know if > you > > > do and I will make sure not to post any more. > > > __________________________________________________________ > > > > > > Why did the borderline personality cross the road? > > > > > > Because he was sick in the head. > > > ------------ > > > > > > How my borderlines does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > > > > > Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to be sick in the head. > > > ------------ > > > > > > What did the borderline say to the other borderline > > > > > > Who cares? He's sick in the head (this really goes through my head when > my > > > fada speaks " you're sick in the head " ). > > > > > > ------------ > > > > > > What do you call a borderline with their head up their arse? > > > > > > Sick in the head and sick in the bum. > > > > > > ------------ > > > > > > Any ideas???? > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 whoa a nada lead church. that is terrifying!!!! On Thu, Aug 19, 2010 at 7:11 AM, faerydancing96 wrote: > > > I am not sure if I heard it here or if my dh said it or a friend, but I > heard it somewhere and I thought wow so true. Somebody said BP is great in > church because there is nobody to toss them out bars and clubs have > bouncers, work you get fired, family and family can walk away, (something > else too I think) but the church has no defense. I thought wow so true. > my nada was huge on church, when she got in too many fights with all the > pastors she just made " church " in her own home. of course she lead even > though she was one messed up cookie. She had quite a few followers at one > point (scary) and used the excuss that anybody could be a leader blablabla > she was lead by god, god told her, blabla,. I still have a hard time with > the idea of a god, but I am working it out. LB > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing up, my fada used to force me to go to religious services. If I > > > didn't, hooo boy, hell would break loose. I remember he used to lecture > me > > > with > > > > > > " I do not go to services to soohhhhcccialiiiiizzzeeee (socialize) " with > a > > > look of contempt and disgust on his face, " I go to services to pray to > god " > > > with a look of self righteousness. > > > > > > And then, not five minutes later, I would see him talking during the > > > services. This would also happen after he reprimanded me for talking > during > > > services. This would piss the hell out of me, but despite all my > efforts, I > > > could not explain the concept of hypocrisy to him. > > > > > > After reading all of the posts on this forum, I think I'm finally (95%) > > > convinced my fada is " sick in the head " . I'm so convinced, I think I > can > > > make jokes about it now. Any time my mom or fada tell me some story > about > > > my fada, I zone out and think " how could I have ever though this was > > > normal? > > > This dude is sick in the head!!! " . > > > > > > I hope no one finds the following joke offensive. Please let me know if > you > > > do and I will make sure not to post any more. > > > __________________________________________________________ > > > > > > Why did the borderline personality cross the road? > > > > > > Because he was sick in the head. > > > ------------ > > > > > > How my borderlines does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > > > > > Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to be sick in the head. > > > ------------ > > > > > > What did the borderline say to the other borderline > > > > > > Who cares? He's sick in the head (this really goes through my head when > my > > > fada speaks " you're sick in the head " ). > > > > > > ------------ > > > > > > What do you call a borderline with their head up their arse? > > > > > > Sick in the head and sick in the bum. > > > > > > ------------ > > > > > > Any ideas???? > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 whoa a nada lead church. that is terrifying!!!! On Thu, Aug 19, 2010 at 7:11 AM, faerydancing96 wrote: > > > I am not sure if I heard it here or if my dh said it or a friend, but I > heard it somewhere and I thought wow so true. Somebody said BP is great in > church because there is nobody to toss them out bars and clubs have > bouncers, work you get fired, family and family can walk away, (something > else too I think) but the church has no defense. I thought wow so true. > my nada was huge on church, when she got in too many fights with all the > pastors she just made " church " in her own home. of course she lead even > though she was one messed up cookie. She had quite a few followers at one > point (scary) and used the excuss that anybody could be a leader blablabla > she was lead by god, god told her, blabla,. I still have a hard time with > the idea of a god, but I am working it out. LB > > > > > > > > > > > > > > growing up, my fada used to force me to go to religious services. If I > > > didn't, hooo boy, hell would break loose. I remember he used to lecture > me > > > with > > > > > > " I do not go to services to soohhhhcccialiiiiizzzeeee (socialize) " with > a > > > look of contempt and disgust on his face, " I go to services to pray to > god " > > > with a look of self righteousness. > > > > > > And then, not five minutes later, I would see him talking during the > > > services. This would also happen after he reprimanded me for talking > during > > > services. This would piss the hell out of me, but despite all my > efforts, I > > > could not explain the concept of hypocrisy to him. > > > > > > After reading all of the posts on this forum, I think I'm finally (95%) > > > convinced my fada is " sick in the head " . I'm so convinced, I think I > can > > > make jokes about it now. Any time my mom or fada tell me some story > about > > > my fada, I zone out and think " how could I have ever though this was > > > normal? > > > This dude is sick in the head!!! " . > > > > > > I hope no one finds the following joke offensive. Please let me know if > you > > > do and I will make sure not to post any more. > > > __________________________________________________________ > > > > > > Why did the borderline personality cross the road? > > > > > > Because he was sick in the head. > > > ------------ > > > > > > How my borderlines does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > > > > > Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to be sick in the head. > > > ------------ > > > > > > What did the borderline say to the other borderline > > > > > > Who cares? He's sick in the head (this really goes through my head when > my > > > fada speaks " you're sick in the head " ). > > > > > > ------------ > > > > > > What do you call a borderline with their head up their arse? > > > > > > Sick in the head and sick in the bum. > > > > > > ------------ > > > > > > Any ideas???? > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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