Guest guest Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Sometimes we do need to vent using " black " humor. A while back I put together a fake advertisement for a fake product called the " No Mo BPD Training Collar " (and its companion product, the " No Mo NPD Training Necktie " ) Based on the idea of those battery-operated anti-barking training collars for dogs, the " No Mo BPD " collar *zaps!* the bpd person with a little electric shock when she starts to say something nasty and hateful or whiny. Doing that helped me vent my frustration, at least for a while. If I can find the link to those " advertisements " I'll post them. -Annie > > growing up, my fada used to force me to go to religious services. If I > didn't, hooo boy, hell would break loose. I remember he used to lecture me > with > > " I do not go to services to soohhhhcccialiiiiizzzeeee (socialize) " with a > look of contempt and disgust on his face, " I go to services to pray to god " > with a look of self righteousness. > > And then, not five minutes later, I would see him talking during the > services. This would also happen after he reprimanded me for talking during > services. This would piss the hell out of me, but despite all my efforts, I > could not explain the concept of hypocrisy to him. > > After reading all of the posts on this forum, I think I'm finally (95%) > convinced my fada is " sick in the head " . I'm so convinced, I think I can > make jokes about it now. Any time my mom or fada tell me some story about > my fada, I zone out and think " how could I have ever though this was normal? > This dude is sick in the head!!! " . > > I hope no one finds the following joke offensive. Please let me know if you > do and I will make sure not to post any more. > ________________________________________________________________________________\ _________ > > Why did the borderline personality cross the road? > > Because he was sick in the head. > ------------ > > How my borderlines does it take to screw in a light bulb? > > Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to be sick in the head. > ------------ > > What did the borderline say to the other borderline > > Who cares? He's sick in the head (this really goes through my head when my > fada speaks " you're sick in the head " ). > > ------------ > > What do you call a borderline with their head up their arse? > > Sick in the head and sick in the bum. > > ------------ > > Any ideas???? > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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