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Just passing it along . Sounds perfect to me !

> I don't know who this guy is. But it kind of makes you think......

>

>The Birk Economic Recovery Plan

>

>Hi Pals,

>

> I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

>

> Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a

> 'We Deserve It Dividend'.

>

>To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000

>bon-a-fide U.S. Citizens 18+.

>Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman

>and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

>

>So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals

>$425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a

>'We Deserve It Dividend'.

>

>Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of

>30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That

>sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

>

>But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.

>A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with

>$297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? Pay off your mortgage -

>housing crisis solved. Repay college loans - what a great boost to

>new grads. Put away money for college - it'll be there. Save in a

>bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs. Buy a new car -

>create jobs. Invest in the market - capital drives growth

>Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care

>improves. Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else.

>

>Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks

>who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that

>is cutting back. And, of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

>

>If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead

>of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( " vote buy " ) economic incentive

>that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

>

>If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every

>adult U S Citizen 18+!

>As for AIG - liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let American

>General go back to being American General. Sell off the real

>estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean

>it up. Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.

>

>Sure it's a crazy idea that can " never work. "

>

>But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

>

>How do you spell Economic Boom?

>

> I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85

> Billion 'We Deserve It Dividend' more than do the geniuses at AIG

> or in Washington DC.

>

>And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because

>$25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

>

>Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

>

>Kindest personal regards,

>

>Birk

>

>T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

>

>PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it's either good

>for a laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use

>$85 Billion!!

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I believe this is one of the most sane answers I've heard yet.

After all, if the government is of the people, by the people and for

the people, it would be the most fair option. Spread the wealth. As

it is now, with a federal bailout of the financial mess, there are

only a FEW people who are going to get rich off this mess, while we

will be lulled into believing it is going to save us all. NOT.

Patty

>

> Just passing it along . Sounds perfect to me !

>

> > I don't know who this guy is. But it kind of makes you think......

> >

> >The Birk Economic Recovery Plan

> >

> >Hi Pals,

> >

> > I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

> >

> > Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a

> > 'We Deserve It Dividend'.

> >

> >To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000

> >bon-a-fide U.S. Citizens 18+.

> >Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman

> >and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

> >

> >So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals

> >$425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a

> >'We Deserve It Dividend'.

> >

> >Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of

> >30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That

> >sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

> >

> >But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.

> >A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with

> >$297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? Pay off your mortgage -

> >housing crisis solved. Repay college loans - what a great boost to

> >new grads. Put away money for college - it'll be there. Save in a

> >bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs. Buy a new car -

> >create jobs. Invest in the market - capital drives growth

> >Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care

> >improves. Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else.

> >

> >Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks

> >who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that

> >is cutting back. And, of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

> >

> >If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead

> >of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( " vote buy " ) economic incentive

> >that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

> >

> >If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every

> >adult U S Citizen 18+!

> >As for AIG - liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let American

> >General go back to being American General. Sell off the real

> >estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean

> >it up. Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.

> >

> >Sure it's a crazy idea that can " never work. "

> >

> >But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

> >

> >How do you spell Economic Boom?

> >

> > I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85

> > Billion 'We Deserve It Dividend' more than do the geniuses at AIG

> > or in Washington DC.

> >

> >And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because

> >$25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

> >

> >Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

> >

> >Kindest personal regards,

> >

> >Birk

> >

> >T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

> >

> >PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it's either good

> >for a laugh or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use

> >$85 Billion!!

>

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I agree, it is sane and sometimes I wonder if any of our government

is. But, I will stay out of the political arena. I just thought it

was pretty good humor since it will never, ever, ever happen that the

people would get the $$..

At 11:44 AM 9/25/2008, you wrote:

>I believe this is one of the most sane answers I've heard yet.

>After all, if the government is of the people, by the people and for

>the people, it would be the most fair option. Spread the wealth. As

>it is now, with a federal bailout of the financial mess, there are

>only a FEW people who are going to get rich off this mess, while we

>will be lulled into believing it is going to save us all. NOT.

>Patty

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Of course...the math doesn't work in this pipedream!

Patty

>

> >I believe this is one of the most sane answers I've heard yet.

> >After all, if the government is of the people, by the people and for

> >the people, it would be the most fair option. Spread the wealth. As

> >it is now, with a federal bailout of the financial mess, there are

> >only a FEW people who are going to get rich off this mess, while we

> >will be lulled into believing it is going to save us all. NOT.

> >Patty

>

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